Hey, honey, I shrunk your ass!
Here it looks like a snake. Awesome!
Is it just me. or does not the entire jewelry line based on Jane Seymour’s Open Heart design remind anybody else of a buttock?
The first time we saw the commercial on TV, either from Jared or Kay Jewelers, purveyors of cheesy jewelries, my boys cried out, at the same time, “It looks like a butt!” And I had to agree with them.
So nobody at those jewelry stores, when they were just looking at the designs, BEFORE they turned the design into actual goods, saw that and said, “Maybe we should look into something else…” ?
So, maybe it is really just me then.
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ha ha ha what are the sales numbers I wonder? I knew there was a reason I could not really appreciate the jewelry.
Thanks much! Good to know I was not alone in picking on Dr. Quinn…
That is one asstastic necklace for sure!
“asstastic” LOL. You slay me. Mawwwhhhhh! You are getting one for sure!
I think it is beautiful. What is more romantic than telling your wife or sweetheart that you love them despite the size of her ass?
I was going to say, Neil, please don’t talk to my husband ever. But then I thought, Nah, it’s not going to make it worse…
LOL.
Wait, Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman designs jewelry? Ooo, I’d better run out and get me one of THOSE. “Hey, like your tush necklace.” “Oh, thanks. It’s from the Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman collection.” That’s just wrong.
The Sweetest´s last [type]…Pumpkin Breakfast Bars
“And look! It is anatomically correct too!”
wtf? right? also it will stab you in the throat when you put on your seatbelt, don’t worry I increased your life insurance honey it will be ok, don’t even worry that I took your cell phone battery out and left the car in the woods and dropped you off in the dark at night to die alone on a dirt road. Happy freak Valentines day.
ThePittsofBeingPeachy´s last [type]…Id like to teach the world to sing- or stun gun it either way I guess
Ohhhh now I have a great idea for this design: stealth ninja stars!
You’re not alone. I always thought it resembled a pear-figured woman. I thought they did it on purpose, like, subliminally. To make guys want to get it for their ladies.
That’s a good theory. Now should we be surprised that they did not come out with BOOB-shaped designs?
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