Comments on: Play the Sad Trombone: I can’t sew to save my life http://absenceofalternatives.com/2009/10/play-the-sad-trombone-i-cant-sew-to-save-my-life.html My therapy sessions... Mon, 21 May 2012 23:33:41 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: I Blog Therefore I Am. Corny yet true. http://absenceofalternatives.com/2009/10/play-the-sad-trombone-i-cant-sew-to-save-my-life.html#comment-7306 I Blog Therefore I Am. Corny yet true. Fri, 06 Aug 2010 07:36:33 +0000 http://absenceofalternatives.com/?p=661#comment-7306 [...] I can’t sew for my life. [...] [...] I can’t sew for my life. [...]

]]> By: Absence Alternatives http://absenceofalternatives.com/2009/10/play-the-sad-trombone-i-cant-sew-to-save-my-life.html#comment-699 Absence Alternatives Wed, 25 Nov 2009 15:53:16 +0000 http://absenceofalternatives.com/?p=661#comment-699 Like I said, laugh all you want. Your day will come, m'lady... Bawhahahaha! Like I said, laugh all you want. Your day will come, m’lady… Bawhahahaha!

]]> By: Jen @ NathanRising http://absenceofalternatives.com/2009/10/play-the-sad-trombone-i-cant-sew-to-save-my-life.html#comment-671 Jen @ NathanRising Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:16:27 +0000 http://absenceofalternatives.com/?p=661#comment-671 HAHAHA! I'm sorry for laughing, but this post was hil-freaking-larious! I had visions of a sewing needle, punctured toes, and raw fingers working frantically to get the stitches right. Bless your heart! Hey, it's the thought that counts, right? -Jen .-= Jen @ NathanRising´s last blog...<a href="http://nathanrising.com/2009/11/thought-of-the-day-7/" rel="nofollow">Thought of the Day</a> =-. HAHAHA! I’m sorry for laughing, but this post was hil-freaking-larious! I had visions of a sewing needle, punctured toes, and raw fingers working frantically to get the stitches right. Bless your heart! Hey, it’s the thought that counts, right?
-Jen
.-= Jen @ NathanRising´s last blog…Thought of the Day =-.

]]> By: Forget glue guns: Metallic Permanent Pens are the only things you need… | The Absence of Alternatives http://absenceofalternatives.com/2009/10/play-the-sad-trombone-i-cant-sew-to-save-my-life.html#comment-381 Forget glue guns: Metallic Permanent Pens are the only things you need… | The Absence of Alternatives Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:30:21 +0000 http://absenceofalternatives.com/?p=661#comment-381 [...] about your mental health…) of my descent into Inferno, then you have come to learn my ineptitude in making anything with my hands and in my faith in Glue Guns.  Imagine my surprise when I found [...] [...] about your mental health…) of my descent into Inferno, then you have come to learn my ineptitude in making anything with my hands and in my faith in Glue Guns.  Imagine my surprise when I found [...]

]]> By: Absence Alternatives http://absenceofalternatives.com/2009/10/play-the-sad-trombone-i-cant-sew-to-save-my-life.html#comment-273 Absence Alternatives Fri, 30 Oct 2009 00:41:51 +0000 http://absenceofalternatives.com/?p=661#comment-273 @ <a class="reply" href="#comment-268" rel="nofollow">JennyMac</a> Luckily, my mom is a worse "house keeper" "home maker" than I am. She does make a mean bed. My solution? We don't make the bed in our house... ;-) Thank you so much for stopping by. I checked out your blog and I love your style. The post about the baby-readiness test is hilarious! @ JennyMac
Luckily, my mom is a worse “house keeper” “home maker” than I am. She does make a mean bed. My solution? We don’t make the bed in our house… ;-) Thank you so much for stopping by. I checked out your blog and I love your style. The post about the baby-readiness test is hilarious!

]]> By: Absence Alternatives http://absenceofalternatives.com/2009/10/play-the-sad-trombone-i-cant-sew-to-save-my-life.html#comment-272 Absence Alternatives Fri, 30 Oct 2009 00:39:57 +0000 http://absenceofalternatives.com/?p=661#comment-272 @ <a class="reply" href="#comment-267" rel="nofollow">Jessica</a> Well well well, I am loving all you ladies and it's not just because you pay me visits and leave me comments. ;-) @ Jessica
Well well well, I am loving all you ladies and it’s not just because you pay me visits and leave me comments. ;-)

]]> By: Absence Alternatives http://absenceofalternatives.com/2009/10/play-the-sad-trombone-i-cant-sew-to-save-my-life.html#comment-271 Absence Alternatives Fri, 30 Oct 2009 00:38:49 +0000 http://absenceofalternatives.com/?p=661#comment-271 @ <a class="reply" href="#comment-269" rel="nofollow">Jane</a> There is yet another reason why I like you so much, sight unseen. ;-) @ Jane
There is yet another reason why I like you so much, sight unseen. ;-)

]]> By: Jane http://absenceofalternatives.com/2009/10/play-the-sad-trombone-i-cant-sew-to-save-my-life.html#comment-269 Jane Wed, 28 Oct 2009 20:37:48 +0000 http://absenceofalternatives.com/?p=661#comment-269 Hey! Over here....I'm a failure, too! I can barely sew on a button. I'm right there with ya'. Thank goodness for pre-made halloween costumes! .-= Jane´s last blog ..<a href="http://theycallmejane.wordpress.com/2009/10/28/strong-marriages-and-strong-role-models/" rel="nofollow">Strong Marriages and Strong Role Models</a> =-. Hey! Over here….I’m a failure, too! I can barely sew on a button. I’m right there with ya’. Thank goodness for pre-made halloween costumes!
.-= Jane´s last blog ..Strong Marriages and Strong Role Models =-.

]]> By: JennyMac http://absenceofalternatives.com/2009/10/play-the-sad-trombone-i-cant-sew-to-save-my-life.html#comment-268 JennyMac Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:17:22 +0000 http://absenceofalternatives.com/?p=661#comment-268 As a kid, I sewed the ugliest pillow on earth. My mom could actually make clothes. Oh, how I wish I had that trait now!!! .-= JennyMac´s last blog ..<a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LetsHaveACocktail/~3/RsYJbgaENfQ/now-thats-tee-shot.html" rel="nofollow">Now, that's a tee shot</a> =-. As a kid, I sewed the ugliest pillow on earth. My mom could actually make clothes. Oh, how I wish I had that trait now!!!
.-= JennyMac´s last blog ..Now, that’s a tee shot =-.

]]> By: Jessica http://absenceofalternatives.com/2009/10/play-the-sad-trombone-i-cant-sew-to-save-my-life.html#comment-267 Jessica Wed, 28 Oct 2009 11:35:11 +0000 http://absenceofalternatives.com/?p=661#comment-267 In order for me to pass home ec, I had to have a BOY sew the patches onto my pillow so it would close and the stuffing wouldn't pop out every corner. Totally humiliating. I don't sew. Ever. If a button pops off, well, then dammit! (you have to say the "dammit" all drawn out and whiny) .-= Jessica´s last blog ..<a href="http://booshy.wordpress.com/2009/10/27/holy-shit-its-a-blogroll-for-serious/" rel="nofollow">holy shit! it’s a blogroll. for serious.</a> =-. In order for me to pass home ec, I had to have a BOY sew the patches onto my pillow so it would close and the stuffing wouldn’t pop out every corner.

Totally humiliating.

I don’t sew. Ever. If a button pops off, well, then dammit! (you have to say the “dammit” all drawn out and whiny)
.-= Jessica´s last blog ..holy shit! it’s a blogroll. for serious. =-.

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