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	<title>Comments on: I think my kids are scarred by this Christmas song&#8230;</title>
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		<title>By: Absence Alternatives</title>
		<link>http://absenceofalternatives.com/2009/12/i-saw-mommy-kissing-santa-claus.html#comment-1437</link>
		<dc:creator>Absence Alternatives</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Dec 2009 15:49:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LOL. Do tell! :-)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LOL. Do tell! <img src='http://absenceofalternatives.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Velva</title>
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		<dc:creator>Velva</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Dec 2009 02:25:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>No, thanks I have my own (laugh). I have already been through puberty and the teenage years with one son. I now have another who is just entering puberty.  God help me! I could probably make you cry with laughter with some of the teenage stories I could tell you.
.-= Velva´s last blog...&lt;a href=&quot;http://tomatoesonthevine-velva.blogspot.com/2009/12/moms-orange-cranberry-relish.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Mom&#039;s Orange-Cranberry Relish&lt;/a&gt; =-.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No, thanks I have my own (laugh). I have already been through puberty and the teenage years with one son. I now have another who is just entering puberty.  God help me! I could probably make you cry with laughter with some of the teenage stories I could tell you.<br />
.-= Velva´s last blog&#8230;<a href="http://tomatoesonthevine-velva.blogspot.com/2009/12/moms-orange-cranberry-relish.html" rel="nofollow">Mom&#8217;s Orange-Cranberry Relish</a> =-.</p>
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		<title>By: Absence Alternatives</title>
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		<dc:creator>Absence Alternatives</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 06:12:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ewwww. Indeed. And I just realized that I spelled Ewww with YEW. Like the tree. DOH! 

Seriously, is there a place to look up on how to spell these sound words? Like, ugh (?), humpph (?). And why is ouch ouch? Do you really say Ouch when you hit your toe?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ewwww. Indeed. And I just realized that I spelled Ewww with YEW. Like the tree. DOH! </p>
<p>Seriously, is there a place to look up on how to spell these sound words? Like, ugh (?), humpph (?). And why is ouch ouch? Do you really say Ouch when you hit your toe?</p>
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		<title>By: Absence Alternatives</title>
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		<dc:creator>Absence Alternatives</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 06:09:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thank you, Mrs. B, for the very nice, &quot;authentic&quot;, Jewish, Oy ve. ;-)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thank you, Mrs. B, for the very nice, &#8220;authentic&#8221;, Jewish, Oy ve. <img src='http://absenceofalternatives.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Absence Alternatives</title>
		<link>http://absenceofalternatives.com/2009/12/i-saw-mommy-kissing-santa-claus.html#comment-1420</link>
		<dc:creator>Absence Alternatives</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 06:09:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well, very nice to know we were not alone either!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, very nice to know we were not alone either!</p>
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		<title>By: Absence Alternatives</title>
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		<dc:creator>Absence Alternatives</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 06:08:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sorry! ;-) Fortunately there are other 10,000 Xmas songs left. LOL.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sorry! <img src='http://absenceofalternatives.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' />  Fortunately there are other 10,000 Xmas songs left. LOL.</p>
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		<title>By: Absence Alternatives</title>
		<link>http://absenceofalternatives.com/2009/12/i-saw-mommy-kissing-santa-claus.html#comment-1418</link>
		<dc:creator>Absence Alternatives</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 06:07:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>M&#039;lady, that video is... I don&#039;t know how to describe it. But thanks for the link. Wow.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>M&#8217;lady, that video is&#8230; I don&#8217;t know how to describe it. But thanks for the link. Wow.</p>
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		<title>By: Absence Alternatives</title>
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		<dc:creator>Absence Alternatives</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 06:06:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Caught by whom? The Leprechaun queen? Did you get the gold?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Caught by whom? The Leprechaun queen? Did you get the gold?</p>
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		<title>By: Absence Alternatives</title>
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		<dc:creator>Absence Alternatives</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 06:05:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I suspect my husband&#039;s been waiting for a long time to pull that punch line.

p.s. I think I can now confirm (for myself) that &quot;hubs&quot; is spelled intentionally that way. Very interesting. I may adopt.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I suspect my husband&#8217;s been waiting for a long time to pull that punch line.</p>
<p>p.s. I think I can now confirm (for myself) that &#8220;hubs&#8221; is spelled intentionally that way. Very interesting. I may adopt.</p>
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		<title>By: Absence Alternatives</title>
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		<dc:creator>Absence Alternatives</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 06:03:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Santeria&quot;? Yet another great word creation. LOL. I can&#039;t believe you&#039;ve never heard of this song. Sorry for ruining it for you for life I guess... ;-)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Santeria&#8221;? Yet another great word creation. LOL. I can&#8217;t believe you&#8217;ve never heard of this song. Sorry for ruining it for you for life I guess&#8230; <img src='http://absenceofalternatives.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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