Rule No.1: Always log off your account when you step away

May 18, 2010

in no manual for parenting

… even when you are in the safe confines of your home. Actually, now come to think of it, especially when you are at home…

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Google Talk Status Rule No.1: Always log off your account when you step away

I'm gonna kill that punk kid when I get home!

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Google Talk Status update Rule No.1: Always log off your account when you step away

I made this update on the train, impressing commuters everywhere.

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Vintage Christine May 18, 2010 at 3:57 pm

I just read where Bristol Palin can be rented out to groups (I’m thinking Tea Parties and the VFW Ladys Auxiliaries) to speak about stuff like, oh . . . guess what? ABSTINENCE. And she’s renting for $15k to $30k a pop. I think I’m gonna throw up a little in my mouth.
.-= Vintage Christine´s last blog…Chirp Chirp Chirp (That Means I Love You) =-.

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Absence Alternatives May 18, 2010 at 6:45 pm

Ugh. She’d better show up looking aged, frazzled, haggard, with 30 extra lbs that she can’t shed. Basically, me.

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Wicked Shawn May 18, 2010 at 4:17 pm

This reminds me of the morning I was fixing breakfast and I had left my FB open. After all the dust had settled that morning, I sit back down and see that one of the darlings had typed, “feel’s like a b this morning…” Of course, I was not amused. Then I see that I have 18 responses, such as, “feels like c d today”, or “I always think of you as a B, Shawn” Yeah, hell reigned over this house that evening! Little asshats from my own loins.
.-= Wicked Shawn´s last blog…The Art Of Porn =-.

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Absence Alternatives May 18, 2010 at 6:47 pm

OMG. LMAO!

I am often tempted to do this to my son’s FB account. He always leaves it on.

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Maureen@IslandRoar May 18, 2010 at 6:40 pm

They are evil these kids, I tell you!
.-= Maureen@IslandRoar´s last blog…Martha’s Vineyard: Edgartown =-.

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Absence Alternatives May 18, 2010 at 6:43 pm

They are like Gremlins! Only it’s SUGAR that we shouldn’t give them after 6 pm

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Lagunatic May 18, 2010 at 7:10 pm

Want me to come and start breaking fingers? ;)
.-= Lagunatic´s last blog…Pleased to meet you too, poo! =-.

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Absence Alternatives May 18, 2010 at 10:18 pm

Need a cure for Facebook Addiction. STAT.

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Jane May 18, 2010 at 7:36 pm

Thank goodness my daughter thinks I’m too un-cool to bother with. Her sweet, little brothers on the other hand? I think I’m in trouble!
.-= Jane´s last blog…Yes! Yes! Yes! =-.

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Absence Alternatives May 18, 2010 at 10:18 pm

Be afraid. Be very very afraid!

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magpie May 18, 2010 at 7:38 pm

i’ve updated my sister’s facebook account. but then she does it back to me…

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Absence Alternatives May 18, 2010 at 10:19 pm

Did you know about Failbook.com? Hilarious!

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Unknown Mami May 18, 2010 at 8:07 pm

Hee hee!
.-= Unknown Mami´s last blog…Another Conversation or Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? =-.

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Elly Lou May 18, 2010 at 8:09 pm

Your kids channel Yoda?
.-= Elly Lou´s last blog…Mary Mac Knows Her Way Around a Pole =-.

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Mary Lee May 19, 2010 at 5:15 am

Kid is clever all right, but I am really impressed at what YOU can do with a computer!
.-= Mary Lee´s last blog…You Want Prunes With That? =-.

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William May 19, 2010 at 6:20 am

That is funny.

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TheKitchenWitch May 19, 2010 at 6:31 am

Naughty boy!!!!
.-= TheKitchenWitch´s last blog…Five for Ten: Lust =-.

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Justine May 19, 2010 at 6:52 am

That’s some mad skillz – your photoshopping that is. :)

I like that he took the time & opportunity to mess with his mama since most kids think their parents are too lame to even deserve their time of day. Um – bright side, no?

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pattypunker May 19, 2010 at 7:28 am

i think your adorakable! and am very impressed with your commuter posting skills as well.
.-= pattypunker´s last blog…perfect couples bore me =-.

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Robin May 19, 2010 at 8:43 am

Damn…I’ve NEVER done something like that to my husband. NEVER. *runs away*
.-= Robin´s last blog…How Tumblr Entertains Me =-.

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CK May 19, 2010 at 11:24 am

And to think I’ve been encouraging my daughter to read. I’d better put a stop to that, STAT!

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Falling May 20, 2010 at 12:05 am

I am totally not laughing, because this is NOT FUNNY.

heh.
.-= Falling´s last blog…Not Pictured: Gun Rack, Tiny Flaccid Penis =-.

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Diane Laney Fitzpatrick May 20, 2010 at 9:47 am

To the person above who said something about Bristol Palin: Have you seen her commercials? She basically says that having a baby before you’re married is horrible and other girls shouldn’t make the same mistake she did. I wonder what her baby’s going to think of that when he grows up and watches Mommy in her old job.
.-= Diane Laney Fitzpatrick´s last blog…Not-So-Gently Down the Stream =-.

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Jen May 21, 2010 at 3:49 pm

I’ve been lucky, my kid unfriended me (on FB, not in real life, he still likes me) a year ago. Every parental control I have set he has hacked into since he was 12. If I want to have him continue fixing my computer hardware and software I just let him be. He could do so much damage if he wanted to.
.-= Jen´s last blog…How Did We Survive? =-.

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secret agent woman May 22, 2010 at 6:27 pm

I always log off because I definitely don’t want the kids reading my emails. But they are FB friends, so no secrecy there.
.-= secret agent woman´s last blog…A proper date. =-.

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mepsipax May 23, 2010 at 12:33 pm

Bwahahahaha. That sucks. I learned this lesson with my friends.
.-= mepsipax´s last blog…Fuck you, you hillbilly cunt =-.

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JennyMac May 23, 2010 at 5:44 pm

LOL…this is good for me to keep in mind since my 3 year old already knows how to use a computer. HAHA.
.-= JennyMac´s last blog…Take A Bite Of: JennyMac’s Sea Salt Caramel Brownies =-.

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Velva May 24, 2010 at 8:06 pm

My son has my password to my fb and can easily log-into my account. The problem with kids is that they are a lot more technically savvy than their parents when they are being nosy about your information. However, they can be complete dumb a**es when it comes to their own accounts. I can easily, (and do by the way) read my son’s gmail, text messages, etc. I don’t have to ask so that I can monitor, he forgets and leaves it up on a regular basis.
.-= Velva´s last blog…Pan- Seared Scallops with Carrot-Ginger Sauce =-.

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Jack May 25, 2010 at 9:32 am

I update my mother’s account all the time. It is my ongoing computer safety lesson for her. She “loves” it.
.-= Jack´s last blog…Take a Walk on The Wild Side =-.

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Absence Alternatives May 27, 2010 at 7:44 am

You know about Karma right? LOL. Watch out for your children hacking into your account! ;-)

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