Wordless Wednesday. Ok. Just One Word: Hot

August 18, 2010

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Hot sauce Wordless Wednesday. Ok. Just One Word: Hot

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Andrea August 18, 2010 at 6:06 am

Haha! I’ll take some “Hot Buns at the Beach” please! Ok, but not in a thong — ew.

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Absence Alternatives August 21, 2010 at 8:10 am

You’d prefer if no thong were involved? Lady, you hardcore! ;-)

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Andrea August 21, 2010 at 8:28 am

Thongs just look weird — too distracting. :)

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Absence Alternatives August 21, 2010 at 8:36 am

You could however use them as floss.

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Sarah @ momalom August 18, 2010 at 6:13 am

Totally loving the bottle of Hot Bitch at the Beach. I think I ought to get my husband some of that. I’ve got the bitch part down but it’s not quite as cute in the kitchen as it is on the beach–and there will be no more string bikinis on this body…ever! Sad, so sad, but true.

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Absence Alternatives August 21, 2010 at 8:11 am

Same here. Same here! I may have to challenge you to a duel of “Anything your inner bitch can do, I can outbitch you”. :-)

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Mary Lee August 18, 2010 at 7:55 am

Wonder if the ass-kickin’ sauces are that much hotter than ol’ Texas Pete?
Mary Lee´s last [type]…BAFFLED

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Absence Alternatives August 21, 2010 at 8:12 am

I don’t know. Come to Chicago and we will do a Taste test! Bring Pete. ;-)

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Justine August 18, 2010 at 8:17 am

I used to have Ass in the Tub in my house. Uhm, the sauce that is. But I have to say, the Hot Buns you have here is my new fave. Mmm mmm mmm…
Justine´s last [type]…“It’s a nice night for a walk”

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Absence Alternatives August 21, 2010 at 8:14 am

This is from Heaven on Seven. There are a lot more sauces. My kids picked these ones to be showcased. Yeah. I know…

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TheKitchenWitch August 18, 2010 at 12:38 pm

Now Hot Bitch at the Beach is a genius name. Currently, in our refrigerator, we have After Death Sauce and The Hottest Fuckin’ Sauce. Gotta love it.
TheKitchenWitch´s last [type]…Intentional Happiness- NYC Edition

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Absence Alternatives August 21, 2010 at 8:13 am

Hold on. You have a sauce bottle with the word Fuckin on it? I LOVE you!

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Wildology August 18, 2010 at 12:49 pm

At least the named one according to the after-effects….Ass in the Tub aka a Sitz Bath:)

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Absence Alternatives August 21, 2010 at 8:12 am

Can you imagine that PLUS sand in the crack? Yikes! LOL

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MrsBlogAlot August 18, 2010 at 1:41 pm

HAAA! I’ll take all of ‘em! Hot buns on the beach….on the couch…anywhere!

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Absence Alternatives August 18, 2010 at 1:50 pm

I do!! I like them, Sam-I-am!
And I would eat them in a boat!
And I would eat them with a goat…
And I will eat them in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
They are so good so good you see!

So I will eat them in a box.
And I will eat them with a fox.
And I will eat them in a house.
And I will eat them with a mouse.
And I will eat them here and there.
Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE!

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Diane Laney Fitzpatrick August 18, 2010 at 3:34 pm

My favorite – and a must ingredient for our wonderful Bloody Marys – is Scorned Woman hot sauce. Haven’t been able to find it lately, though. I may have to substitute with Hot Bitch at the Beach.
Diane Laney Fitzpatrick´s last [type]…Pop-Tarts Hit the Big Time

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Absence Alternatives August 21, 2010 at 8:15 am

I checked the Interweb & Amazon sells them! Shipping though is more than the sauce itself… Ugh.

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Jack August 18, 2010 at 4:45 pm

Good hot sauce is worth its weight in gold.
Jack´s last [type]…For the Love of the Game and Learning How To Get Along

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Absence Alternatives August 21, 2010 at 8:15 am

Tru dat!

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pattypunker August 18, 2010 at 9:32 pm

where’s sun-burned bitch at the beach? that shit will rip your skin off.
pattypunker´s last [type]…fuckit10

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A Vapid Blonde August 19, 2010 at 11:01 am

I’m right here!

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Absence Alternatives August 21, 2010 at 8:37 am

LOL. You two crack me up.

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Holly B August 18, 2010 at 9:45 pm

good grief.. Im sweating and getting the heartburn just looking at that stuff!
Holly B´s last [type]…Hoity Toity Passive-Aggresive Pukes – Suck A Fart

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Absence Alternatives August 21, 2010 at 8:16 am

Imagine that crazy Starbucks lady sees these??!! An assault on the English language she’ll probably scream!

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linlah August 19, 2010 at 12:19 am

Hot, but not in a paris hilton way.
linlah´s last [type]…it’s the best idea ever

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Absence Alternatives August 21, 2010 at 8:19 am

That is a compliment right? ;-)

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jen August 19, 2010 at 10:30 am

hahaha!
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Absence Alternatives August 21, 2010 at 8:24 am

:-) {{{hugs}}}

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Velva August 19, 2010 at 8:43 pm

I am loving this! You have a trained eye to say to yourself, “I need a photo of the variety hot sauces for my children to select from”….Too cool.
Velva´s last [type]…Mango Margarita

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Absence Alternatives August 21, 2010 at 8:23 am

They picked the sauces! They even insisted that I show the picture of the lady wearing a hat on the beach…

I am Mom of the Year. I know.

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Unknown Mami August 19, 2010 at 8:44 pm

Classy sauces!
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dufmanno August 20, 2010 at 1:54 am

Here it is 3 am and I’m learning new things! I’ve only ever tasted ONE of these hot sauces but now what I hear Patty and Vapid talking about blistering bitches on a beach that rip the flesh off of unsuspecting consumers I’m heading out to find this new and exotic product.
dufmanno´s last [type]…Cockroach

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Absence Alternatives August 21, 2010 at 8:25 am

I bet if you put any of these on the roaches they’d sizzle and die!

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dufmanno August 20, 2010 at 1:55 am

That should be now *that* I hear NOT now *what* I hear.
Grammar, help me out here it’s late.
dufmanno´s last [type]…Cockroach

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Jane August 20, 2010 at 10:15 am

These are hilarious! Clearly, I’ve lived a sheltered hot sauce kind of life!
Jane´s last [type]…A Must See !!!

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Absence Alternatives August 21, 2010 at 8:25 am

Yes m’lady. Wait. Aren’t you in the South??!! I thought that’s why you drink so much sweet tea? ;-)

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