I received the latest issue of Bloomberg Businessweek this Saturday and I could not have been happier.
Such a great antidote for Valentine’s Day Blues.
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Cover of Bloomberg Businessweek, 14 February 2011.
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After reading the well-written article, “Cheating Incorporated”, still aghast and shaking from the get-go by the tagline “Life is short. Have an affair”, I went and checked out the front page of the website, and the front page only. I swear. There is NO wink wink this time.
I don’t know what to say. I feel like crying but not the self-pitying kind wont to happen on Valentine’s Day. No. I feel like crying because I am so tired. I feel besieged.
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"Affairs Guaranteed"
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Well, I guess now we know what many people would be doing the day AFTER Valentine’s Day…
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Now we know what people do the day AFTER...
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I am rather intrigued by this chart really, what would your hypothesis be for the reasons for the spikes?
If you are like me, your life, at least the part that is connected to the computer and the Interweb, is interconnected with Google: Google Chrome (which I am using right now). Google search (Duh!). Maps. Directions. gmail. GTalk. Picasa. YouTube. Picnik. google checkout. google translate. Calender. Google analytics. Feedburner. Google Reader. Google Desktop. Google Docs. Google Earth. (Ok ok. I left Blogger for WordPress a while back ago, but still…) and so on.
So if you were google, what’s the next big thing you’d go after?
Would you have said FASHION?
Google launched Google Boutiques yesterday. They did drop the google name and call it simply Boutiques / Boutiques.com. With Boutiques, google aims to revolutionize the way shopping for fashion is done online, with the help of powerful algorithms.
I won’t bore you with the details, New York Times published a detailed review of the website and explanation for how it’s supposed to work.
Anyway, ever the Early Adopter (<– self-deprecating sarcasm) and Fashion Maven (aka I-wear-jeans-and-tshirt 350 days a year), I decided to check it out.
I started out by going through a series of “tests” so the powerful computers could determine what my taste is. Like this:
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This pair is one of the most "down to earth" in the series of images shown during the "aSSessment/evaluation"
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It turned out to be a long and arduous process of self-loathing…
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no images were found
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which proved my point that some of these things are not meant for you if you have trouble seeing the point. In the case of fashion, if you don’t see the point, you are either too poor, too old, or not thin enough. Or all of the above, which I believe applies to 90.5% of the population. 1% is so filthy rich they can look like whatever and people will still be fawning over them. 8% of the rest of the population is simply self-delusional.
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At the end, a verdict was given, according to the strong and powerful algorithm, my style and taste is…
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I can’t blame Boutiques.com though, after all, I DID hit SKIP too many times and it became depressed and wanted to get away from all of this too…
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… and don’t tell google, but I think I drove it to drink too.
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Coda: Despite the fear and loathing I went through, in the end, I think there are loads of fun that can be had with Boutiques.com. This is online window-shopping and virtual magazine clipping (Think: Tumblr for fashions, fashions that are for sale), and for the competitive amongst us, another place where you can amass followers, this time, with your keen sense of style.
Oh yes he is (oh yes he is), oh yes he is (oh yes he is).
He flits from shop to shop just like a butterfly.
In matters of the cloth he is as fickle as can be,
‘Cause he’s a dedicated follower of fashion.
He’s a dedicated follower of fashion.
He’s a dedicated follower of fashion.
