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a picture is worth a thousand words

“7 magical conversational phrases” I came across this article the other day on Match.com. (Eh. Don’t ask WHY I was on Match.com… That hot sexy blonde whose picture is winking at ya? Yup. That’s my profile: I used a picture I took of A Vapid Blonde… Now you know. People LIE about these things…) It [...]

Tagged as: imma crazy like that, OMG! I am so easily amused!, sarcastic bitches rock

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What ya doin’?

July 27, 2010 a picture is worth a thousand words

If you don’t count the works that were not supposed to be mine but when it all of a sudden became mine three precious days had passed and there were only two days left to work on it. If you don’t count the general assholery that’s thrown over the wall to my cubicle. If you [...]

Tagged as: I speak Dilbert, pardon me while i clean the house, working

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Sundays in My City

July 25, 2010 a picture is worth a thousand words

Tagged as: pardon me while i clean the house, raindrops on roses, Sundays in My City

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Sundays in My City – Beach Edition

July 18, 2010 a picture is worth a thousand words

This post was done at the airport. Made possible by the FREE Wi-Fi provided at the Richmond Airport and 2+ hour delay courtesy of United Airlines (well, to be fair, it’s really the weather’s fault…) . . .

Tagged as: I need a vacation from my vacation, Sundays in My City

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Happy Birthday, United States of America!

July 4, 2010 a picture is worth a thousand words

What better way to celebrate Independence Day by watching this clip from Independence Day again? WE WILL NOT GO QUITELY INTO THE NIGHT! WE WILL NOT VANISH WITHOUT A FIGHT! We are going to live on. We are going to survive. Today, we celebrate our Independence Day! . . . What better way than to [...]

Tagged as: Becoming American, happy birthday, how we do it in the suburbs, Sundays in My City

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Reporting, live (kind of), from the Hometown Fest

July 2, 2010 a picture is worth a thousand words

July 2nd. The party goes on… Happy Birthday to Lindsay Lohan and Larry David. They should hang out together more. Happy birthday to Hermann Hesse. To this day I am sometimes still Emil Sinclair looking/waiting for my (inner) Max Demian. Thanks a lot, man. . . The following is my entry for this year’s Pulitzer [...]

Tagged as: Becoming American, happy birthday, i need a hobby, it's my party, overcompensating when husband is away

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Dear @Wired. Meet Georgia O’Keeffe.

June 19, 2010 a picture is worth a thousand words

In addition to Threadless Tees, I also try to seem young and hip and on top of things by subscribing to Wired Magazine. Although I have been caught in this conundrum of inadvertently outing myself as an old fart by actually subscribing to the print edition. Seriously, who subscribes to print editions of magazines any more? And since [...]

Tagged as: imma crazy like that, is it me, wired

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Rainbow

June 16, 2010 a picture is worth a thousand words

. After I dropped off my 7 year-old at his Taekwondo class, I had less than an hour to drive, grocery shop, drive, unload groceries, stuff 99% of the groceries into the freezer portion of our refrigerator, and then drive back to pick him up. As I pulled up to the stop sign inside our [...]

Tagged as: photo, rainbow, raindrops on roses

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Sundays In My City

June 13, 2010 a picture is worth a thousand words

(Actually these pictures were taken this past Friday…) This post should be titled: I went to the Chicago Hawk’s Parade and all I got was this set of lousy pictures showing the bottom of the Stanley Cup! . . . . . . . Whenever I manage to get my acts together or am not [...]

Tagged as: Bandwagon jumping much?, chicago, people watching, Stanley Cup, Sundays in My City

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