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Just sit down and relax, honey.

July 30, 2011 random

I heard this study that was published this May on the radio today. The headline is: Men relax best when wives are doing housework chores! My first question was: How is it possible that I did not hear about this until now?! Is the Universe conspiring to keep this earth-shattering news from me? You [...]

Tagged as: Chore charts are not just for kids, Married men are happier according to statistics, pardon me while i clean the house, sarcastic bitches rock, seriously?

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Why not?

July 1, 2011 random

I sometimes wonder why I have not become an alcoholic. I like myself better when I am just a little bit drunk. Like now. The state of knowing that you are drunk, knowing that perhaps you should not have leaned out the car window and shouted at the guy across the street but you could [...]

Tagged as: blogging under the influence, Carnival time, Hometown pride, Independence Day, It says a lot I guess that I've already had a tag called blogging under the influence, Small Town USA, What do you mean when you say "white people"?

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Happy Father’s Day! Really. I mean it.

June 19, 2011 random

At 11:50pm, both boys were still awake. Hey, no judging! Summer vacation… Mr Monk, my 8 year old: *sigh* In 10 minutes, I cannot be mean to dad any more. Me: Oh, you are right. It will be Father’s Day. Him: (Shrugs) Well, enjoy it while it lasts! Me: (Thinking to [...]

Tagged as: Chris Rock rocks, Darth Vader is a father too and that should say a lot, Happy Father's Day, i am not well, sarcastic bitches rock, what do you want from me?, yeah yeah i know there are great fathers out there Hallmark has made a lot of cards for them

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Best. Baby. Book. Ever. Go the Fuck to Sleep!

June 14, 2011 random

I got something from The Husband last night. Something I believe that will allow him to forget my birthday this year. Honey, you are already forgiven! THE best baby book ever. Really. If you know someone who just had a baby, or who is going to have a baby, RUN, don’t walk, and order [...]

Tagged as: i am a fan, OMG! I am so easily amused!, Samuel L Jackson is a badass through and through, sleep is overrated, This is unicorn grade awesome sauce, YouTube

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Fuck Yeah Neil Patrick Harris

June 13, 2011 random

Tony Awards. As a quote unquote Theatre Person (Notice how I spell Theatre the “wrong” way? Yeah, that’s the sign I AM a theatre person) who nevertheless has been living so far away from the epicenter of theatrical creativity aka NYC, I always find Tony Awards a bitter sweet event. Wishing does not bring about peace. Let [...]

Tagged as: Elly we may have to fight over NPH sorry, i am a fan, NPH Fuckyeah, This is unicorn grade awesome sauce, Tony Awards, wish i were a better writer so i could adequately express how much i love this and why, YouTube

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Spitting Blood

June 9, 2011 random

I am sitting here trying to catch up on the million things people just piled on my desk with a pool of blood in my mouth. I don’t know why but I keep on thinking of Brat Pitt from Fight Club. I don’t remember whether he lost any tooth inside the Fight Club or not. [...]

Tagged as: "a throbbing tooth ache of the mind", "Give Me Novacaine!", imma crazy like that, something happened on my way to work and I am not even sure why I am telling you this, strangers I am grateful for

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National Jukebox

May 28, 2011 random

Did you hear about the National Jukebox project unveiled by the Library of Congress earlier this month? When I heard it on NPR, I was so excited I almost crashed my car into the truck with a Calvin peeing sticker in front of me. The National Jukebox is, according to NPR, “the largest collection of [...]

Tagged as: i am a fan, National Jukebox rocks, NPR, things you should know

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I just have one question…

May 21, 2011 random

I went out for emergency shopping for Mr. Monk, my second grader. The school field trip next week requires in addition to everything else, RAIN FUCKING BOOTS. Rain boots. Seriously, where the fuck could I find rain boots on a random day? So I ran to Target. I also discovered that Targets carry clothes. (Ok, [...]

Tagged as: a good question indeed, body image, imma crazy like that, things most likely only i find amusing

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The Perfect Storm

May 16, 2011 random

When I was pregnant with my number two child, Mr. Monk, I suffered Deep Vein Thrombosis (aka blood clot) : my entire left leg was swollen before I realized it was not a muscle strain that’s been causing me excruciating pain, but rather something that could be life-threatening. My Obgyn immediately sent me to the emergency room [...]

Tagged as: bad blogger bad blogger what you gonna do when they come for you, cartoon, Did I tell you that I love you?, funny haha, i'd rather have socks, metablogging, once in a while they let me out and about in the real world outside of the internet, working

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A Love Song for Sandi

May 12, 2011 random

A dear dear friend recently had a medical scare. She is home safe now but I did not know about this until tonight. Sandi over at Being Peachy and its wicked twin The Pits of Being Peachy had a heart attack and drove herself to the hospital. At this moment I am confused about the [...]

Tagged as: Sometimes I feel that Twitterverse and Blogosphere are like the Tree of Souls in Avatar or maybe it's just crazy talk

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