Cold Turkey (A Pictorial)

November 22, 2010

in mark my word: twitter will doom us all

I have not been motivated to write real posts for a while now because I find lately my stats dispiriting, to say the least…

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Turkeys. Reason why most people visited my blog lately...

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I am kind of not motivated to write a real post... Gobble gobble

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Oh well. This kind of provides me with a great excuse to show you this picture I took when I all of a sudden saw something really interesting happening on my bookshelf at work.

I think I am going to report them to HR.

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I swear. I did NOT stage this. I simply caught them in the act. I suspect they've been doing this for a while now right above me all this time...

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Or, I could talk about how famous people on Twitter actually talked to me today.

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By “famous people” I meant whichever staff member from Comedy Central’s InDecision happened to be in charge of Twitter today. By “talking to me” I mean “Direct Messaging” so I was like the Booty Call that they were ashamed of being seen with.

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And this is why we all need to have a blog: to make sure that we always, ALWAYS, have a way to have the last word.

There. You. Go.

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{ 36 comments }

alonewithcats November 25, 2010 at 12:27 am

I think if Googlers can’t spell the word “turkey,” they shouldn’t be allowed to eat one.

But then again, I’m a vegetarian. And a copy editor. And extremely judgmental.
alonewithcats´s last blog post…It gets better-er

Absence Alternatives November 29, 2010 at 12:59 am

Ha ha ha. I don’t know what else I can add to this brilliant comment. GOLD!

Elly Lou November 24, 2010 at 9:59 am

Am I the only one who thinks you arrow looks a little phallic? Maybe that’s what got the kittens going at it…
Elly Lou´s last blog post…Somebody Stop Me

Absence Alternatives November 24, 2010 at 10:26 am

OMG! That’s exactly why I added the white arrow! No shit. I looked at it and realized that it looked like a peni so I tried to “Go Back” but Paint wouldn’t let me at that point. I was too lazy to redo so I thought I was clever in covering it up this way. You’re like some sort of art historian.

Wicked Shawn November 24, 2010 at 11:29 pm

Nah, she’s just a penis historian. HEHEHE OMG, I want to get THAT degree.
Wicked Shawn´s last blog post…Soldiers- Stalkers and Did You Leave Former Stripper Off of Your Resume

Absence Alternatives November 29, 2010 at 12:58 am

What do you think the mid-terms will cover? And I bet there would be oral exams for EVERY SINGLE term!

Wicked Shawn November 24, 2010 at 5:17 am

Marlon Brando, Georgia O’Keefe and Marlene Deitrich searches brought people here. That is what I noticed. That is how I am wired.

Also, I love direct messages from celebs, booty call of the twitter world? Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!! I love you, you dirty girl with dirty cats!!!
Wicked Shawn´s last blog post…Soldiers- Stalkers and Did You Leave Former Stripper Off of Your Resume

Absence Alternatives November 24, 2010 at 10:38 am

You want me to start DM you??!!

Vodka and Ground Beef November 24, 2010 at 1:36 am

Death by 1000 Chili Dogs would make a great name for a band.
Vodka and Ground Beef´s last blog post…Team of the Week- From Fake Breast Exams to Coffins That Rain Men

Absence Alternatives November 24, 2010 at 10:37 am

Free bird!

Catherine November 23, 2010 at 12:18 pm

It seems were on the same wavelength yesterday. I get such a kick seeing what people google and how they get to me. Your list is an interesting mix too…..Marlo Brando and Turkeys. HA!
Catherine´s last blog post…Geisha Girls and Booty Pops…I am guilty by association

Absence Alternatives November 24, 2010 at 10:37 am

Flatass Asians. I love that. I got 50% of that.

pattypunker November 23, 2010 at 10:45 am

omgahhh those dirty little kittens. even with the flourescent lights on! they couldn’t wait until after hours. sheesh.
pattypunker´s last blog post…my secret admirer

Absence Alternatives November 24, 2010 at 10:36 am

Exactly! While I was on conference calls too!

SisterMerryHellish November 23, 2010 at 10:36 am

I put a picture of the Last SUPPER up last week and yesterday I had hits in double digits for people searching “Last DINNER” which annoys me on so many levels!
SisterMerryHellish´s last blog post…Out of Portion Control

Absence Alternatives November 24, 2010 at 10:36 am

Yeah. What kind of person can’t tell the difference between dinner and supper??!!

No really. What is the difference?

Tom G. November 23, 2010 at 9:53 am

I envy your blog hits.

No wait, that was yesterday’s post.
Tom G.´s last blog post…Life in El Norte

Absence Alternatives November 24, 2010 at 10:35 am

LOL.

dufmanno November 23, 2010 at 8:42 am

Stats, shmats. Your’s blow mine away AND I noticed that someone looking for Marlon Brando happened to fall into your lap so that’s ALWAYS a win.
I always try to message famous people who might bless me with one hand wave or acknowledgement before casting me back down to the pit of mediocrity from where I came. Then they make a point to remind me that they don’t follow me therefore I cannot communicate with them by message if I so choose.
I hate the glitterati. But i love you.
dufmanno´s last blog post…Blowing the Lid Off of the 30 Year Old Conspiracy

Absence Alternatives November 24, 2010 at 10:35 am

I talked about Marlon Brando once. I really do wonder how many pages of results do people have to go through to land here when searching for that. Bizarre! I love you too you reining queen of glitterati.

Renee Fisher November 23, 2010 at 6:09 am

Your angst is so funny. That does it. From now on, every single post I write will have the theme be “Turkey” and all the tags be “turkey.” I am in awe of the number of hits you are getting and grateful that I am unsophistacated enough to not know how to access a list of my post hits. And I also know how to spell “falafel” which comes in handy on numerous occasions when I am writing my Middle Eastern food blog.
Renee Fisher´s last blog post…At Thanksgiving- I’m Grateful For Me

Absence Alternatives November 24, 2010 at 10:33 am

I am actually waiting for Thanksgiving to be over to get a better picture of the DIP in the chart.

writerwoman61 November 23, 2010 at 5:39 am

Turkey or not, most of us would kill for the number of hits you got this week!

You there on the shelf…get a room!

Hugs,
Wendy
writerwoman61´s last blog post…Je Parle Français Sort of…

Absence Alternatives November 24, 2010 at 10:32 am

What got me depressed was that none of these visitors stepped inside my blog. They looked at the turkey picture and left.

MacDougal Street Baby November 23, 2010 at 5:02 am

Falafel. Not filafel. Geesh. Maybe a famous comedy writer but their spelling sucks.

Absence Alternatives November 24, 2010 at 10:32 am

No wonder it looked weird to me and somehow I was reminded of running shoes…

Libby November 22, 2010 at 10:01 pm

I am totally using “turkey” as a key word in my next post.
Libby´s last blog post…Im Like Oprah

Absence Alternatives November 24, 2010 at 10:31 am

Better start using “Black Friday” in your posts now!

Vinny C November 22, 2010 at 8:29 pm

And again, another torrid office affair is exposed.
Vinny C´s last blog post…Further Advances In Stalking &amp Sharing The Pain

Absence Alternatives November 24, 2010 at 10:30 am

Call the tabloids!

jen November 22, 2010 at 8:24 pm

forget about stats, you rock
jen´s last blog post…Sunday shadows and light

Absence Alternatives November 24, 2010 at 10:27 am

Thank you!

secret agent woman November 22, 2010 at 6:42 pm

I’m sorry, my brain is too overloaded and tired. There’s something here about turkeys.
secret agent woman´s last blog post…Wash away my troubles

Absence Alternatives November 24, 2010 at 10:27 am

Gobble. Gobble. Gobble.

Nance November 22, 2010 at 6:31 pm

You had so much FUN with your frustrations today, I could say I benefited from your misery. Which is not exactly what I meant to say, but…oh, hell, this was great fun for me! We blog for ourselves, but what a gift you are to others!
Nance´s last blog post…Drumroll- Please

Absence Alternatives November 24, 2010 at 10:27 am

Thank you. That’s me: always at the ready to sacrifice myself. LOL

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