Cold Turkey (A Pictorial)

I have not been motivated to write real posts for a while now because I find lately my stats dispiriting, to say the least…

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Turkeys. Reason why most people visited my blog lately...

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I am kind of not motivated to write a real post... Gobble gobble

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Oh well. This kind of provides me with a great excuse to show you this picture I took when I all of a sudden saw something really interesting happening on my bookshelf at work.

I think I am going to report them to HR.

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I swear. I did NOT stage this. I simply caught them in the act. I suspect they've been doing this for a while now right above me all this time...

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Or, I could talk about how famous people on Twitter actually talked to me today.

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By “famous people” I meant whichever staff member from Comedy Central’s InDecision happened to be in charge of Twitter today. By “talking to me” I mean “Direct Messaging” so I was like the Booty Call that they were ashamed of being seen with.

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And this is why we all need to have a blog: to make sure that we always, ALWAYS, have a way to have the last word.

There. You. Go.

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38 thoughts on “Cold Turkey (A Pictorial)

    1. Absence Alternatives Post author

      OMG! That’s exactly why I added the white arrow! No shit. I looked at it and realized that it looked like a peni so I tried to “Go Back” but Paint wouldn’t let me at that point. I was too lazy to redo so I thought I was clever in covering it up this way. You’re like some sort of art historian.

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  1. dufmanno

    Stats, shmats. Your’s blow mine away AND I noticed that someone looking for Marlon Brando happened to fall into your lap so that’s ALWAYS a win.
    I always try to message famous people who might bless me with one hand wave or acknowledgement before casting me back down to the pit of mediocrity from where I came. Then they make a point to remind me that they don’t follow me therefore I cannot communicate with them by message if I so choose.
    I hate the glitterati. But i love you.
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    1. Absence Alternatives Post author

      I talked about Marlon Brando once. I really do wonder how many pages of results do people have to go through to land here when searching for that. Bizarre! I love you too you reining queen of glitterati.

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  2. Renee Fisher

    Your angst is so funny. That does it. From now on, every single post I write will have the theme be “Turkey” and all the tags be “turkey.” I am in awe of the number of hits you are getting and grateful that I am unsophistacated enough to not know how to access a list of my post hits. And I also know how to spell “falafel” which comes in handy on numerous occasions when I am writing my Middle Eastern food blog.
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  3. Nance

    You had so much FUN with your frustrations today, I could say I benefited from your misery. Which is not exactly what I meant to say, but…oh, hell, this was great fun for me! We blog for ourselves, but what a gift you are to others!
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