What ya doin’?

If you don’t count the works that were not supposed to be mine but when it all of a sudden became mine three precious days had passed and there were only two days left to work on it.

If you don’t count the general assholery that’s thrown over the wall to my cubicle.

If you don’t count wolfing down the rest of the Sookie Stackhouse True Blood Series because 1) I needed to escape reality so much that even blogging and twittering would not do, 2) the sex and the description of it just gets hotter and hotter between Sookie and Eric, and 3) I believe I have developed an addiction to voyeurism.


Nuthin’ much. Really.


I'm going to Disney World y'all. No. Not really. I've always wanted to say that.


I suspect that Dilbert has been following me around at work otherwise how can every single one of these recent comics be so accurate in telling what I am going through??!!


Oh, yeah. I realized that using the time it took me to work on the picture of me announcing my trip to Dilbert World, I could have written a better post. Shut up. Thank you. xxoo

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  • Elly Lou July 27, 2010, 2:14 pm

    The funks seem to be going around, don’t they? Good thing it’s only a week until I can play you a cheerful tune on my ukulele in person! Breathe. Then pull out the vodka. Then breathe a little easier.
    Elly Lou´s last blog post…Yeah Toast!

  • Andrea July 27, 2010, 6:44 pm

    “Optimism looks exactly like doing nothing” describes my life. Shit, now I’m going to have to get that tattooed somewheres.

  • Average Girl July 27, 2010, 6:10 pm

    I’m sensing some tension here. I don’t know, but I think Dilbert World might end up being a lot of laughs…You get extra points for your photo-shopping abilities.

  • Jane July 27, 2010, 6:24 pm

    I think Disney World might be more fun – especially with me. We’re going in November. Wanna come with?
    Jane´s last blog post…The Evolution Of A Blogger Or What Jane Will Write To Get Dessert

  • Justine July 27, 2010, 6:40 pm

    Ah yes. Corporate BS. Gotta love ’em. Boy do I have lots to share on that front. Come to think of it, I rather not. Hate thinking about work after I leave work. In fact, I need a martini now.

    Your post made me cackle quite a bit. Thank you. I really needed it.
    Justine´s last blog post…Will you take my hand

  • Holly B July 27, 2010, 10:13 pm

    I’m totally blaming my current state of suckage on the moon phase… because …. it cant be me.
    Holly B´s last blog post…Hawaii-Fifty And Not So Nifty – Suck A Fart Wednesday

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