32 thoughts on ““Incongruity Detected”

  1. Falling

    “I get so swept away by my mental image that I am convinced IF I stand up now I’ll be able to do JUST THAT.” I so get this, especially in regards to dancing. I cannot follow choreography to save my damn life, never have been able to. And yet, I’d be lying if I said I hadn’t honored Tankbaby with my interpretation of “Bad Romance” as done by the cast of Glee. (What? Like you haven’t.)

    Anyway, lovely siren, good on you for conquering your own self-consciousness.
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  2. Nance

    Dainty. Innocent. And adorable.

    H. and a Half has 41,084 Followers and, on this post alone, 624 comments. Having glimpsed such glory, it’s going to be tough for me to write another blog post. I’ll need to borrow some of your courage.
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    1. Absence Alternatives Post author

      Isn’t it amazing how she struck upon THIS idea and it’s been taking her onto this surrealist adventure of Internet stardom? I adore her spunk and spirit though. She is also insanely adorable or the other way around. Just the way I like my Internet people. 🙂 Yes, you all are too. LOL

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  3. pattypunker

    i love love loved this: “i get so swept away by my mental image that I am convinced IF I stand up now I’ll be able to do JUST THAT.” i have this feeling all the time. i imagine i’m on stage as a chick bass player and i sing, and dramatize. i put my mouth all over the mic like i’m blowing it and make eye contact with an audience member. i step up on the speakers in my baby doll dress and doc martens for my fiery solos. yes epic battle between narcissist and talentless, reality vs fantasy, incongruity detected.

    and you already know i think your voice is sweet and seductive. step aside eartha kitt. for your next effort please add slinking.
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  4. secret agent woman

    My laptop has terrible audio so I couldn’t really hear it. But what you wrote made me suddenly understand why so many people audition for American Idol who make me cringe and wonder how they thought they could sing. (Not saying this about you, it just triggered a thought.)
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  5. Andrea

    I loved it! Maybe incongruity in your head, but you sounded tons of awesome to me! And I’ve definitely been one to steal the Wii microphone out of my kid’s hand — because even though I know in my head I can’t sing, in my heart I might be able to.
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