Proof that I am not insane

Well, not completely.  But since some very sane, and actually brilliant, people do read my blog, I am going to take that as a sign of my not-completely-fucked-up-ness.

But to be honest with you, and not to offend anybody, I think THIS here is the world’s best blog…

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Bloggy Awards are like morphines to my aching soul…

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Awarded by They Call Me Jane on 17 September 2009

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Kreativ Blogger Award Proof that I am not insane

Awarded by They Call Me Jane On 17 October 2009

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Awarded by Nancy @ if evolution really works… on 10 November 2009

Awarded by Magda @ I Am Just Sayin on 4 January 2010

Awarded by A Vapid Blonde on 10 January 2010

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The Rosie Award by Mrs. Blogalot on 27 November 2009

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I Give Good Blog Award by JennyMac @ Let’s Have a Cocktail on 27 December 2009

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The Circle of Friends Award by The Sky is Falling on 10 January 2010

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Awarded by Randa @ Sometimes I Even Amaze Myself on 27 January 2010

Awarded by Silvia @ A Bourbon for Silvia on 21 June 2010

Awarded by Trish @ Patty Punker on 8 July 2010

 

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The Lemonade Stand Award by Shelli @ Shaking the Tree on 31 January 2010

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The Best Blog Award by Shelli @ Shaking the Tree on 31 January 2010

 

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Awarded by Wendy @ Herding Cats in Hammond River on 10 September 2010

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One Lovely Blog Award Proof that I am not insane

Awarded by Big Little Wolf’s Daily Plate of Crazy on 24 September 2010

 

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Awarded by Rabbit @ The Journey on 9 October 2010
Disclaimer: He said to take one or all. I couldn’t choose so I took all three. I am NOT being greedy just indecisive… I also appreciate a good licking when I see one…

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Ego Booster of the Fourth Kind… Yes I need to be reminded how awesome I am at all times because I have kids that are old enough to talk and my husband don’t buy no shit for me…

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Chosen as a weekly fave on All My Faves (Week of 3/23/2010)

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passions and soapboxes October 19, 2009 at 3:40 am

I went there and it was too funny, unlike when it happened for real.

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Absence Alternatives October 19, 2009 at 3:51 pm
fernweher November 15, 2009 at 10:59 am

community theatre!!

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Absence Alternatives November 15, 2009 at 4:12 pm

@ fernweher
:-) I did give it some thought. It will have to wait until I get fired from my full-time job or until the kids are out of the house.

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Jaime December 11, 2009 at 3:14 pm

Laziness is my most favorite thing in life. It’s got an immediate payoff and, depending on if you have anything besides yourself to take care of, has few negative aspects. Well, unless you count your ass getting bigger. Some people find that a plus though.

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William January 5, 2010 at 7:10 am

I think community theater is an excellent idea.

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Absence Alternatives January 5, 2010 at 5:53 pm

:-) Thanks! I am too old to play Mulan though. LOL. When the kids are older, I guess you never know… I may just be brave for once…

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naptimewriting March 13, 2010 at 8:36 pm

yes, yes, and yes.
Except that subWOW, upside down in a mirror, is MOMpus. No…it’s MOMqus. Oh, well, okay then.

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subWOW March 13, 2010 at 9:33 pm

LOL. I am going to say the PUS is the pus in Octopus. Then don’t we all wish we had arms like octopus sometimes? ;-)

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Naptimewriting April 22, 2010 at 11:36 am

And now, octopus, you see why I argue that this page is perhaps mistitled, since there is literally no proof herein that you’re not insane.There might even be inklings to the contrary. Proof that people *dig* you and your hilarious and whip smart version of insanity, but no proof that you’re in any way sane.
Just saying. Affectionately.

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chickensconsigliere October 30, 2010 at 7:30 pm

um. Couldn’t help but notice the chicken in this post, among your favorite lines, and oh, gee, that chick goes for the jugular in a very literal way. I’m not quite that agressive, though.

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Kathryn McCullough November 28, 2010 at 7:07 am

I just discovered your blog from a link on Lisa’s http://www.notesfromafrica.wordpress.com . I blog from Haiti (and before that Vietnam), and though I have no awards to present (at the moment, but there could be one coming), please be assured I love you posts–totally delightful!

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