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I speak Dilbert

If you don’t count the works that were not supposed to be mine but when it all of a sudden became mine three precious days had passed and there were only two days left to work on it.

If you don’t count the general assholery that’s thrown over the wall to my cubicle.

If you don’t count wolfing down the rest of the Sookie Stackhouse True Blood Series because 1) I needed to escape reality so much that even blogging and twittering would not do, 2) the sex and the description of it just gets hotter and hotter between Sookie and Eric, and 3) I believe I have developed an addiction to voyeurism.

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Nuthin’ much. Really.


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Im going to Disney World What ya doin?

I'm going to Disney World y'all. No. Not really. I've always wanted to say that.

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I suspect that Dilbert has been following me around at work otherwise how can every single one of these recent comics be so accurate in telling what I am going through??!!

Merger woes

Marketing, ugh

Where projects go to die

Long sales cycle may not be all bad

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Oh, yeah. I realized that using the time it took me to work on the picture of me announcing my trip to Dilbert World, I could have written a better post. Shut up. Thank you. xxoo

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3865840184 2960f14ddc The Bullshit Generator
Be like Wally.  The BullShit Generator here.
Here are 3 samples:
maximize dynamic architectures
evolve compelling functionalities
transition sticky solutions
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“Dogbert the Green Consultant”

August 28, 2009 a picture is worth a thousand words

I speak Dilbert, originally uploaded by The Absence of Alternatives.

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“Best Places to Work” is for selling magazines

August 28, 2009 a picture is worth a thousand words

I speak Dilbert, originally uploaded by The Absence of Alternatives.

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All hands on deck. Literally.

August 28, 2009 a picture is worth a thousand words

I speak Dilbert, originally uploaded by The Absence of Alternatives.

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Ah, I love Dilbert! Need to look busy while at work in the economic downturn…

January 15, 2009 a picture is worth a thousand words

Wally creeps me out, but he does sprout some truth sometimes. I need one of those coaches…

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The Two Bobs: Dilbert on Consultants and HR

December 22, 2008 a picture is worth a thousand words

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