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I just have one question…

May 21, 2011 random

I went out for emergency shopping for Mr. Monk, my second grader. The school field trip next week requires in addition to everything else, RAIN FUCKING BOOTS. Rain boots. Seriously, where the fuck could I find rain boots on a random day? So I ran to Target. I also discovered that Targets carry clothes. (Ok, [...]

Tagged as: a good question indeed, body image, imma crazy like that, things most likely only i find amusing

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Hubris, Or, How Blogging/Tweeting Makes Everything Seem Funnier

April 10, 2011 random

Hubris. In case you are worried that all your kind compliments may have given me an ever-expanding ego, No Worries, my friend… I emailed several of my Annie Lennox+Sabina-From-The-Unbearable-Lightness-Of-Being inspired photos to The Husband. I got one line in response from him: What are you planning to do with those pictures? And this came only [...]

Tagged as: imma crazy like that, mark my word: twitter will doom us all, metablogging, Sometimes I feel that Twitterverse and Blogosphere are like the Tree of Souls in Avatar or maybe it's just crazy talk, things most likely only i find amusing

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PSA: I am a walking liability

February 17, 2011 random

This just in: Apparently I cannot say the word BOMB either. This came up because Mr. Monk, my 8-year old, was crying before bedtime due to some teasing on his brother’s part and yelling on my part. When I put him to bed, I asked him why he cried so much and he said, “Because [...]

Tagged as: harder than you think, imma crazy like that, Talker louder and they will understand you, You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink

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Don’t forget February 14!

February 9, 2011 random

I need to throw out the stinking milk on February 14. That’s all. . . . .

Tagged as: imma crazy like that, random pictures I took with my phone because i could, things most likely only i find amusing, Valentine is for lovers, Wordless Wednesday

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Things I learned today

January 29, 2011 random

. I will never ever be able to fold a fitted sheet perfectly no matter how much time I spend on it. Fitted sheet, consider yourself folded. . . . Checking my email is never going to be “QUICK”. I will always spend more than “Just one minute” when I log in my email account. [...]

Tagged as: Calling this Stream of Consciousness because it sounds better than desultory, funny haha, funny scary, guilt is the trip mothers take often, imma crazy like that, sarcastic bitches rock

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Saturday Smörgåsbord

January 22, 2011 random

I have been watching SpongeBob with Mr. Monk this whole day except when I am being the Chauffeur. (And I know I am not the only Weekend Chauffeur around here…) You know what I admire SpongeBob the most? He does not seem to understand the concept of Envy and Jealousy, and therefore he is always genuinely over-the-top [...]

Tagged as: Calling this Stream of Consciousness because it sounds better than desultory, how we do it in the suburbs, imma crazy like that, random pictures I took with my phone because i could, sarcastic bitches rock, Snow you can eat my shorts!, things most likely only i find amusing

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The Cure

January 21, 2011 random

Seeing how many of you are under the weather or are boarded up in your camp of resistance against some full-on attack by Black Death, I thought I’d introduce you to Tiger Balm. . . It cures everything. In the same fashion that Chris Rock introduced us to the omnipotent healing power of Robitussin. “‘Mo’ [...]

Tagged as: 30 Rock, imma crazy like that, Just rub some Tiger Balm on it, shit i found online that i want the whole world to know, WWLLD What will Liz Lemon do?

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The Little Light that Could

January 6, 2011 random

I have not been able to focus and write anything since December 30 because on our flight back home, my husband asked me WHEN and WHY I became so politically aware and belligerent, bordering on snobbish. I was caught off guard and tongue-tied. Lots of soul searching on my part since then and panicking. I [...]

Tagged as: detour, funny haha, i am probably sharing too much so your life may be in danger, imma crazy like that, metablogging, not talking about what i really want to talk about, things most likely only i find amusing

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