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How to Talk to People (Now with Visual Aids)

August 20, 2010 a picture is worth a thousand words

“7 magical conversational phrases” I came across this article the other day on Match.com. (Eh. Don’t ask WHY I was on Match.com… That hot sexy blonde whose picture is winking at ya? Yup. That’s my profile: I used a picture I took of A Vapid Blonde… Now you know. People LIE about these things…) It [...]

Tagged as: imma crazy like that, OMG! I am so easily amused!, sarcastic bitches rock

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WTF Wednesday: Blast from the Past

May 26, 2010 random

I recently remembered that I have kept my computer files from the last century somewhere on the hard drive and went looking.  I came upon a Letter to Nobody that I wrote in 1997 documenting an interesting encounter that I have since forgotten. What surprises and delights me is that I sounded just as sarcastic, [...]

Tagged as: can't bite my tongue, ignorant people exhaust me, sarcastic bitches rock, stereotypes, WTF Wednesday

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WTF Wednesday: A great week to be a misanthrope

May 5, 2010 imho is just a polite way to say I know you don't give a hoot what I think but I'm going to say it anyway

I am having a hard time with this post: I cannot decide which WTF moment to lead with. Too many blazing instances of human stupidity, greed and bigotry circulating the Interweb and I am at a loss. But forge on I must since if I don’t write a WTF Wednesday post this week, it would [...]

Tagged as: is it me, psychotic foaming, sarcastic bitches rock, WTF Wednesday

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WTF Wednesday: Letter to Congressman

April 21, 2010 imho is just a polite way to say I know you don't give a hoot what I think but I'm going to say it anyway

Now that healthcare reform bill has been signed into law, and we are NOT holding our breath to see when changes can really be carried out, probably years, and by then, I’d probably be dead from holding my breath especially since I can in all honesty hold my breath for only 10 seconds under normal [...]

Tagged as: damn liberals, is it me, psychotic foaming, sarcastic bitches rock, WTF Wednesday

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How I relax

February 9, 2010 a picture is worth a thousand words

To all the people watching, I can never thank you enough for your kindness to me, and I’ll think about it for the rest of my life. All I ask of you is one thing: Please do not be cynical. I hate cynicism: it’s my least favorite quality, and it doesn’t lead anywhere. Nobody in [...]

Tagged as: imma crazy like that, my oldest, my unraveling, sarcastic bitches rock, vent, WTF Wednesday

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The strength of not giving a damn

January 29, 2010 therapy in session

We have all been asked of this quiz question before: What Super Power do you wish you had? I still don’t know what my answer should be. Flying? Mind control? Teleporting? “The ability to eat as much as I want without gaining any weight”. Yeah. That’s what I am thinking right at this moment. You [...]

Tagged as: i am a fan, neurosis, sarcastic bitches rock, working while female

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I Comment Therefore I Am: The Amazon Edition

January 12, 2010 marketing at work

Here is another edition of I Comment Therefore I Am, following the footsteps of the great Unknown Mammi. In this era of information overload, in a lot of the news blogs, especially political news blogs, comments are often the best part. Sometimes the scariest part. The comment section is like a looking glass through which [...]

Tagged as: comments are the best part, imma crazy like that, reviews, sarcastic bitches rock

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New Year’s Resolutions? Bah Humbug!

January 1, 2010 random

I don’t understand why people complain about the frenzy over Christmas yet fail to be annoyed by the hype around New year’s Day. Ok, yeah, I understand why. But I am taking some “poetic license” here… It is probably just me: No will power. No desire to improve myself. Disillusioned by year after year of [...]

Tagged as: Happy New Year for real!, sarcastic bitches rock, vent

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WTF Wednesday: Fighting “I Guess I’m a Racist” with “I Guess I’m a Lazy Ass”!

December 16, 2009 imho is just a polite way to say I know you don't give a hoot what I think but I'm going to say it anyway

UPDATE (12-17-2009): I realized that my attempt at satire actually makes it even more confusing. My apology. I will lay it out straight: The “I’m a Racist” ad is ridiculous also because it predicted on the faulty assumption #1 HCR is mostly about the African Americans #2 Ergo I have been accused of being a [...]

Tagged as: comments are the best part, damn liberals, health care, posts in which i talk about race, psychotic foaming, sarcastic bitches rock, there is a reason why I am not a philosopher, WTF Wednesday

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Quote Fingers vs. Jazz Hands

December 14, 2009 imho is just a polite way to say I know you don't give a hoot what I think but I'm going to say it anyway

I am never taken seriously on the hardcore race/social justice discussion website Racialicious. But it is ok. I still visit often and once in a while cannot help but put in my $0.02 worth and continue to be ignored by the other commenters that are a lot more serious than I am… Because… Oh yeah. [...]

Tagged as: comments are the best part, damn liberals, sarcastic bitches rock

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