A passenger plane on a cross-country trip runs into a terrible storm. The plane gets pounded by rain, hail, wind and lightning.
The passengers are screaming. They are sure the plane is going to crash and that they are all going to die.
At the height of the storm, a young woman jumps up and exclaims, “I can’t take this anymore! I can’t just sit here and die like an animal, strapped into a chair. If I am going to die,let me at least die feeling like a woman. Is there anyone here man enough to make me feel like woman?”
She sees a hand raise in the back, and a muscular man starts to walk up to her seat. As he approaches her, he takes off his shirt.
She can see the man’s muscles even in the poor lighting of the plane. He stands in front of her, shirt in hand and says to her, “I can make you feel like a woman before you die. Are you interested?”
Eagerly, she shakes her head, “Yes!”
As the man hands her his shirt, he says, “Here. Iron this.” Jack recently posted…Do you Have Blog Envy
LOL! I do not iron. I absolutely hate ironing. Not sure whether it has anything to do with my having to iron my uniform – pleated skit every single day all the way to 12 grade. *shudder*
“Giving it to your wife” is HIS job, and if he wants to ever do it again I suggest he wash the damn laundry himself! SisterMerryHellish recently posted…YouTube How-To- A is for Apply Eyeliner
I have no problem doing the laundry. I hate folding the clothes though. Most of the time my family wear clothes right out of the hampers in the family room or straight out from the dryer. Ha.
Hei, I have to give it to the one coming up with that. Not because of the message, but because is funny…
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I don’t do laundry, just like I don’t cook or clean so I remain confused.
Honestly, my husband is much better at the wash than I am. We had one too many loads of pink “whites” after my red t-shirt went in with them and then the whole thing was removed from my hands.
Not that I’m complaining. dufmanno recently posted…Tunnel
When I read your post “The World I want for my daughter”, I was thinking, a world where people think this tag is hilarious is good, but a world in which people have no idea what this tag is about is even better!
It’s a rainy day here, and I have just been ambling around blogland…and just discovered and fell in love with your blog. Love the photos (especially today’s!) and can’t wait to dive back in and read more! Mommy Dearest recently posted…Superstitious much
muahahahahhaah! where did you find this?!?!
A friend of mine who emails me these things to try and make fun of my feminist beliefs. 😉
p.s. Thank you for visiting and commenting! 🙂
I believe I’d take a black sharpie and add a “Fuck You” to that tag.
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I love Sharpies. They are so useful!
That reminds me of a joke:
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A passenger plane on a cross-country trip runs into a terrible storm. The plane gets pounded by rain, hail, wind and lightning.
The passengers are screaming. They are sure the plane is going to crash and that they are all going to die.
At the height of the storm, a young woman jumps up and exclaims, “I can’t take this anymore! I can’t just sit here and die like an animal, strapped into a chair. If I am going to die,let me at least die feeling like a woman. Is there anyone here man enough to make me feel like woman?”
She sees a hand raise in the back, and a muscular man starts to walk up to her seat. As he approaches her, he takes off his shirt.
She can see the man’s muscles even in the poor lighting of the plane. He stands in front of her, shirt in hand and says to her, “I can make you feel like a woman before you die. Are you interested?”
Eagerly, she shakes her head, “Yes!”
As the man hands her his shirt, he says, “Here. Iron this.”
Jack recently posted…Do you Have Blog Envy
LOL! I do not iron. I absolutely hate ironing. Not sure whether it has anything to do with my having to iron my uniform – pleated skit every single day all the way to 12 grade. *shudder*
So glad that I never had to wear a uniform.
Jack recently posted…Do you Have Blog Envy
Hold on. That police uniform you wore to the party…? Oh right. It’s the tear-off kind. Doesn’t count. My bad.
No way. Hilarious!
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WAY! 🙂
Well hell — you just grabbed another reader in me….all because of a little photo.
Darn! If I had known it is so easy! LOL. Thank you very much for visiting and commenting. 🙂
That’s hilarious. Great post.
Some clothes should say, “Just dry clean it, you cheap ass.”
Very true!
“Giving it to your wife” is HIS job, and if he wants to ever do it again I suggest he wash the damn laundry himself!
SisterMerryHellish recently posted…YouTube How-To- A is for Apply Eyeliner
I have no problem doing the laundry. I hate folding the clothes though. Most of the time my family wear clothes right out of the hampers in the family room or straight out from the dryer. Ha.
That just gave me such a giggle!
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🙂
Hei, I have to give it to the one coming up with that. Not because of the message, but because is funny…
lol 😀
vanilla north recently posted…annoying people
three words: fuck that noise.
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Tru dat!
I don’t do laundry, just like I don’t cook or clean so I remain confused.
Honestly, my husband is much better at the wash than I am. We had one too many loads of pink “whites” after my red t-shirt went in with them and then the whole thing was removed from my hands.
Not that I’m complaining.
dufmanno recently posted…Tunnel
I thought about doing the red sock in a load of wash by accident thing…
Whoa…them’s fightin’ words!
Wendy
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I want to believe that at this day and age no man is stupid enough to say this out loud. LOL
that is classic!
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Indeed! It’s been around at least since 2006. LOL
That should be pickled and sent to the Fogg like some strange relic from another time. With a gross disease.
Or else, give it to your husband.
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You mean giving my husband a gross disease? Done! LOL. 😉
It’s time to break this bad boy out again:
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LMAO.
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry…maybe a little bit of both? 🙂
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I’m with you there, m’lady.
OMG. That’s hilarious. I want one!
Justine recently posted…The world I want for my daughter
When I read your post “The World I want for my daughter”, I was thinking, a world where people think this tag is hilarious is good, but a world in which people have no idea what this tag is about is even better!
It’s a rainy day here, and I have just been ambling around blogland…and just discovered and fell in love with your blog. Love the photos (especially today’s!) and can’t wait to dive back in and read more!
Mommy Dearest recently posted…Superstitious much
Thank you for visiting and commenting. I appreciate the kind words. 🙂
ARRRRRRGGGHHHHH!!
😉
HAAAAAA!
Now there’s a pair of pants that will never get washed!! (-:
No shit!