I speak Dilbert, originally uploaded by The Absence of Alternatives.
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The Bullshit Generator
“Dogbert the Green Consultant”
I speak Dilbert, originally uploaded by The Absence of Alternatives.
“Best Places to Work” is for selling magazines
I speak Dilbert, originally uploaded by The Absence of Alternatives.
All hands on deck. Literally.
I speak Dilbert, originally uploaded by The Absence of Alternatives.
Wedding invitation that I suspect every mom wanted to send…
P.S. We have no idea of WHAT he sees in her!!!
Think you hate your job? Think again…
Think you have a shitty job? Think again!
Now I feel much better. Back to work I go…
How do you know that this Ferris Wheel is not for the faint-of-heart?
When there is a motion sickness bag inside each cart…
Don’t let the smiley Mickey Mouse on the Sun Wheel at California Adventure fool you. It is more like the Ferris Wheel of Doom, according to my 11 year-old boy who gladly rode California Screamin’ half a dozen times whenever we visited Disneyland. He rated Screamin’ as “Bor-ing” and the Sun Wheel as “OMG. It is the scariest thing I’ve been on!”
Is this what Easter Bunny looks like?
I don’t know why this picture so startled me that I could not stop laughing for 10 minutes.
Oh my god! I completely lost my bearings so that my co-worker needed to tell me to “Get a hold of yourself, lady!”
This goes to prove that NO, you do not want to see Easter Bunny come true, and that my instinct was correct all along,
“Kids, now here is the thing: Easter Bunny is not real. Can you imagine a giant bunny bouncing around in our backyard, and on rainy days, inside our house, hiding candies? What? Are you more stupid than I think? Can you not imagine how gross that would be, a giant bunny?”
Now they can see it with their own eyes. Awesome!
In praise of “Fallen Princesses” Photography Project by Dina Goldstein
Courtesy: JPG Magazine: Snowy
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I am absolutely in amour with this picture and actually, all the pictures by photographer, Dina Goldstein. She is currently working on a project, sort of like an alternative story telling, “Fallen Princesses.” In her own words:
“These works place Fairy Tale characters in modern day scenarios. In all of the images the Princess is placed in an environment that articulates her conflict. The ‘…happily ever after’ is replaced with a realistic outcome and addresses current issues.”
“I began to imagine Disney’s perfect Princesses juxtaposed with real issues that were affecting women around me, such as illness, addiction and self-image issues.”
This is one of the best examples for:
Motherhood does not make you stupid. It makes you THINK!
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p.s. I found this picture via @god, thank goodness he has a great sense of humor!
p.p.s. For a critique on how these pictures do not deliver the expected Punch, not subversive enough to destablize the stereotypes, please see Bitch Magazine
Cough cough, though I do love Bitch Magazine‘s “Feminist Response to Pop Culture” and agree with the perspective here, I have to say I haven’t found anything subversive enough to do exactly that, i.e. destablizing stereotypes substantially long enough to have the destablizing take roots, other than cutting off our own tits… even at that, we would still be labeled as “Suffering from hysteria”. The world will continue to stereotype any group with less power at will because that’s how power is gained and maintained. Ever wonder why stereotypes come in pairs?…