I have not been motivated to write real posts for a while now because I find lately my stats dispiriting, to say the least…
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Turkeys. Reason why most people visited my blog lately...
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I am kind of not motivated to write a real post... Gobble gobble
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Oh well. This kind of provides me with a great excuse to show you this picture I took when I all of a sudden saw something really interesting happening on my bookshelf at work.
I think I am going to report them to HR.
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I swear. I did NOT stage this. I simply caught them in the act. I suspect they've been doing this for a while now right above me all this time...
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Or, I could talk about how famous people on Twitter actually talked to me today.
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By “famous people” I meant whichever staff member from Comedy Central’s InDecision happened to be in charge of Twitter today. By “talking to me” I mean “Direct Messaging” so I was like the Booty Call that they were ashamed of being seen with.
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And this is why we all need to have a blog: to make sure that we always, ALWAYS, have a way to have the last word.
There. You. Go.
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I think if Googlers can’t spell the word “turkey,” they shouldn’t be allowed to eat one.
But then again, I’m a vegetarian. And a copy editor. And extremely judgmental.
alonewithcats recently posted…It gets better-er
Ha ha ha. I don’t know what else I can add to this brilliant comment. GOLD!
Am I the only one who thinks you arrow looks a little phallic? Maybe that’s what got the kittens going at it…
Elly Lou recently posted…Somebody Stop Me
OMG! That’s exactly why I added the white arrow! No shit. I looked at it and realized that it looked like a peni so I tried to “Go Back” but Paint wouldn’t let me at that point. I was too lazy to redo so I thought I was clever in covering it up this way. You’re like some sort of art historian.
Nah, she’s just a penis historian. HEHEHE OMG, I want to get THAT degree.
Wicked Shawn recently posted…Soldiers- Stalkers and Did You Leave Former Stripper Off of Your Resume
What do you think the mid-terms will cover? And I bet there would be oral exams for EVERY SINGLE term!
Marlon Brando, Georgia O’Keefe and Marlene Deitrich searches brought people here. That is what I noticed. That is how I am wired.
Also, I love direct messages from celebs, booty call of the twitter world? Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!! I love you, you dirty girl with dirty cats!!!
Wicked Shawn recently posted…Soldiers- Stalkers and Did You Leave Former Stripper Off of Your Resume
You want me to start DM you??!!
Death by 1000 Chili Dogs would make a great name for a band.
Vodka and Ground Beef recently posted…Team of the Week- From Fake Breast Exams to Coffins That Rain Men
Free bird!
It seems were on the same wavelength yesterday. I get such a kick seeing what people google and how they get to me. Your list is an interesting mix too…..Marlo Brando and Turkeys. HA!
Catherine recently posted…Geisha Girls and Booty Pops…I am guilty by association
Flatass Asians. I love that. I got 50% of that.
omgahhh those dirty little kittens. even with the flourescent lights on! they couldn’t wait until after hours. sheesh.
pattypunker recently posted…my secret admirer
Exactly! While I was on conference calls too!
I put a picture of the Last SUPPER up last week and yesterday I had hits in double digits for people searching “Last DINNER” which annoys me on so many levels!
SisterMerryHellish recently posted…Out of Portion Control
Yeah. What kind of person can’t tell the difference between dinner and supper??!!
No really. What is the difference?
I envy your blog hits.
No wait, that was yesterday’s post.
Tom G. recently posted…Life in El Norte
LOL.
Stats, shmats. Your’s blow mine away AND I noticed that someone looking for Marlon Brando happened to fall into your lap so that’s ALWAYS a win.
I always try to message famous people who might bless me with one hand wave or acknowledgement before casting me back down to the pit of mediocrity from where I came. Then they make a point to remind me that they don’t follow me therefore I cannot communicate with them by message if I so choose.
I hate the glitterati. But i love you.
dufmanno recently posted…Blowing the Lid Off of the 30 Year Old Conspiracy
I talked about Marlon Brando once. I really do wonder how many pages of results do people have to go through to land here when searching for that. Bizarre! I love you too you reining queen of glitterati.
Your angst is so funny. That does it. From now on, every single post I write will have the theme be “Turkey” and all the tags be “turkey.” I am in awe of the number of hits you are getting and grateful that I am unsophistacated enough to not know how to access a list of my post hits. And I also know how to spell “falafel” which comes in handy on numerous occasions when I am writing my Middle Eastern food blog.
Renee Fisher recently posted…At Thanksgiving- I’m Grateful For Me
I am actually waiting for Thanksgiving to be over to get a better picture of the DIP in the chart.
Turkey or not, most of us would kill for the number of hits you got this week!
You there on the shelf…get a room!
Hugs,
Wendy
writerwoman61 recently posted…Je Parle Français Sort of…
What got me depressed was that none of these visitors stepped inside my blog. They looked at the turkey picture and left.
Falafel. Not filafel. Geesh. Maybe a famous comedy writer but their spelling sucks.
No wonder it looked weird to me and somehow I was reminded of running shoes…
I am totally using “turkey” as a key word in my next post.
Libby recently posted…Im Like Oprah
Better start using “Black Friday” in your posts now!
And again, another torrid office affair is exposed.
Vinny C recently posted…Further Advances In Stalking & Sharing The Pain
Call the tabloids!
forget about stats, you rock
jen recently posted…Sunday shadows and light
Thank you!
I’m sorry, my brain is too overloaded and tired. There’s something here about turkeys.
secret agent woman recently posted…Wash away my troubles
Gobble. Gobble. Gobble.
You had so much FUN with your frustrations today, I could say I benefited from your misery. Which is not exactly what I meant to say, but…oh, hell, this was great fun for me! We blog for ourselves, but what a gift you are to others!
Nance recently posted…Drumroll- Please
Thank you. That’s me: always at the ready to sacrifice myself. LOL