Son: Hey, do you know the name of my cane?
Us: No. What?
Son: John McCain!
(Confession: he was, for the longest time, pro-McCain. There, I said it. He actually cried over this several times pre-election day. His mind was set on McCain because he saw a lot of the commercials by the GOP camp during the 2008 PEK Olympics, and they all said, “My name is John McCain, and I approve this ad!” My son thought it was hilarious, and also McCain looks like a nice grandpa, and who does not like Grandpa??
He begged us so many times to vote for John McCain because, “He would cry if he loses! and I am going to cry too!”
I am happy to report that we did eventually win him over, and he watched the rally at Grand Park on TV with us, excitedly…)
SELL OUT!
Wise up people. Rise up white people!