My firstborn is thirteen today.
It’s official: I now have a bona fide teenager on my hand.
I am still wavering about whether I should have made this birthday into a big deal or not. I hope he was not expecting a big to-do. I hope he was not expecting a PlayStation 3 this morning as he opened the box containing a bunch of Wii accessories. They are all in black. That should count for something. If he’s disappointed, he did not show. This kid, No. 1 Son, is turning out to be a surprisingly thoughtful young man, despite his natural tendency to be a sarcastic smart aleck. (Well, I wonder where he got that? And son, if you are reading this one day, notice that I did not call you “smartass” on this post dedicated to you on your birthday)
He has shown great capacity for kindness and empathy (even though he could have shown more of this to his own younger brother…)
He has shown great potential for wisdom (despite the day-to-day harebrained ideas and actions).
He’s given me hope that he will turn out to be a-ok when he declared in the first week of being a 7th grader, “I’ve decided to not worry about being cool any more.” THIS and many other small moments were what prevented me from Homer-Simpson-choking him “You Little!…” during the more trying and frustrating hours.
To be honest with you? I am freaking out. I have been at the state of perpetual freaking out ever since I became a mother so nothing new here really. My husband knew me so well that in 2003, when No.1 son was only 5 years old, he flat out told me to skip the movie “Thirteen”, “You are going to freak out even more if you watch that movie.”
My freaking-out state reached a crisis yesterday when I received this SMS from No. 1 son:
By the time I got home from work, he’s already ready to forgive me, well, kind of, because I could not stop laughing even as I was apologizing to him, mind you, with the utmost sincerity.
So what did I do in the wee hours when my oldest was turning into a teenager during his sleep? I made someecards. What else?
Congrats on 13 whole years of the most intense joy and bullshit you could have ever imagined.
And I second the vote on you being an amazing and hilarious storyteller. That, plus someecards makes you my hero.
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Happy 13 Number One Son! (And sorry for being late)
Someecards rock don’t they? Teenagers? Not so much. Although I have a feeling you’ll be fine with your son. He seems like he has a perfectly good head on his shoulders. Thanks to his mama?
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Awww happy (belated) birthday to your boy!! I can’t believe you’ve got a teenager on your hands now. I hope you survive! (just kidding… I know you’ll do great!)
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Thanks for the laugh. May you all survive the teenage years.
Just to make you feel better I’ll let you know that I am actually living a PG version of Catherine Hartwicke’s “13” right now.
Welcome to my own personal hell.
While I very much understand what is going on over at the Absence of Alternatives household I still want to wish your adorable yet nearly grown up son a happy birthday.
My daughter spent her March 10th celebration screaming that “no one was paying enough attention to her” and that her gifts “were okay”.
Then a boy called the house to talk to her and I informed him that I would remove his arms and beat him to death with them if he ever called here again!
I think I need to get back on the therapists couch.
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It only goes downhill from now :p
And I liked the gingerbread people card the best!
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Happy Birthday! And Happy BIRTHday !
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I saw previews for Thirteen and hid under the covers. My kids aren’t even 10 yet. Happy birthday to your boy 1!
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I love those cards. Happy Birthday to your son. Should I send a bottle of scotch for you? 😉
Happy Birthday number #1 son. Guess what the best part of being a teenager is? You are officially old enough to pack your own underwear! Your mom can never make you a laffingstock again! From now on? It’s all down to you, #1 Son. Congrats:-)
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With a No. 1 Son and a No. 2 Son, both teens, may I just say… welcome to my world?
Not to worry. It isn’t quite as much of a roller coaster as some may lead you to believe. Just prepare for very very very long showers, selective deafness, gaggles of teens in tow, dirty socks everywhere, and consider taking up drinking.
Other than that – remember that teenage boys are pretty nice to their moms. (Ho ho ho. No, really.)
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Welcome to my world, Lin…our youngest turns 13 in 4 months…love the cards!
Hugs,
Wendy
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OK, you and Patty Punker need to start your own card business. Punker Alternatives anyone?
Happy birthday to your number one son. He has lived with you long enough now that he must appreciate your great sense of humor. My son was just about perfect until he turned 18. Oh my.
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Listen, with the talent you have, you’ll simply turn all the teen-crises-to-come into high comedic art. After all, one must do something with them, right? I mean, aside from taking one’s life. Or theirs.
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I doubt that he’s a laffingstock but that message certainly gave me a big time laff.
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Can’t help you on this one – this is the exact reason why I’m postponing having kids (not living together with my partner and not having seed at the ready obviously has nothing to do with it). Just go with the flow, see where it gets you. It can’t possibly be that bad. Can it? 😉
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Seriously, where did he get the sarcasm from? That is so odd ; )
The gingerbread card is the best. The absolute BEST : )
And so is the pretty girl one! You are funny. He will be just fine. I know it!
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Let me wipe the tears from eyes, I am laughing so hard. You are a talented story teller and I am going to be looking forward to these teenager posts. Wow, welcome to a new world. Your amazing, thoughtful, bright, witty, funny teenage son is going to rock your world over the next few years. Collect-up the stories and keep stuffing his brother’s underwear in his backpack.
Velva
P.S. My younger son is thirteen too. I plan on ignoring many of his antics 🙂
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Oh girl, I get this. I’ve been freaking out since day 1 and haven’t stopped since. Your boy is the coolest, even if #2’s number twos are in his backpack 🙂
Hope he has a great day.
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Everyone warned me about the teen years and how difficult they would be. And in spite of the truth in all the teen-brain stuff (impulsiveness, emotionality, and so on) I have found my teenaged boys to be a delight. It’s a good phase, as they all are.
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Congratulations are in order because parenting is tough business, and raising such a great kid is even more tough. I remember my thirteenth birthday. I had my first perm, and my mother took me to see Pretty In Pink, my first PG-13 movie. She thought it was trashy. I loved it.
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Oh! Happy 13th Birthday to your son! GOOD LUCK raising a teenager! You’re gunna need it. I speak from experience!
A teenager?! Bless your heart!
And Happy 13th Anniversary of your motherhood! Every child should be so lucky!
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