Oh man. I should have written this post Thursday night or Friday early morning when I was still riding the high from being at a live taping of my favorite radio program, Wait Wait Don’t Tell me. Instead I am suffering from the backend of the pendulum swing, crashing hard, filled with doubt and self-loathing.
This is a confession from a self-proclaimed dweeb, dork, geek-lover, fangirl, star-struck middle-aged woman who behaved age-inappropriately on Thursday night.
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1. Stuff that I said about how I never develop crush on celebrities? Total baloney, it turned out. I had the biggest grin on my face and was giggling like an idiot the whole time I was getting autographs from Peter Sagal, Carl Kasell, Charlie Pierce, and Paula Poundstone. (Roxanne Roberts left by the time we finished our “shopping spree” at the Wait Wait “Shameless Commerce Department” – a homage to another popular NPR program, Car Talk).
I am going to chalk it up to these brilliant people being so humble and so gracious that I could not but be awestruck by their total awesomeness.
I was also giddy from being swept up by the “camaraderie” in the auditorium. It really does feel incredible to be surrounded by like-minded people. For a second, I thought I could understand why the teabaggers go to tea parties.
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2. I was so star-struck. I didn’t even care that I failed to bring a “real” camera with me. Just being there was good enough for me.
What a fucking idiot was I? Who went to an event of a lifetime and did not even think of bringing their camera?
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3. Yes, my friend and I bought a lot of souvenirs. Well, Linda had to buy something for everybody she knows: lucky woman. She is surrounded by people who actually would kill her if she went to the Wait Wait taping without bringing home something for them.
Me? Not so lucky. Probably would have been more like a taunt if I gave my co-worker Idiot America by Charlie Pierce.
“Awesome! This is like Disneyland for Liberals!” I exclaimed with 100% sincerity.
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4. I stumbled forward when it was my turn to talk to Peter Sagal.
“Hi. I brought my own sharpie! This is like Disneyland for the Liberals!!! Ha ha ha.”
Peter. Silence. He might have raised his eyebrow.
“Who is this book for?”
“ME!” I might have squeed. Definitely giggled. A lot.
Peter. Silence. He might have raised his eyebrow.
“May I take a picture of you?” I added, out of breath, “I’ll just Photoshop myself in later.”
Bad habit of mine: pathological need to be funny when I am nervous.
Peter. Silence. He did give my phone a great smile.
Peter Sagal. THAT is a smile, right?
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5. Although Peter Sagal was my fangirl fanmatron crush, it was beyond cool to see Carl Kasell in person.
It was surreal to WATCH Carl introducing Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me…
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6. Carl, as I had imagined, was very gentlemanly and very gracious. While I was getting an autograph from Carl, Charlie Pierce said in his booming voice, “Somebody here must have done some shopping!” I looked up just as he noticed his book in my arm.
“Good. Let me come over and sign that book for you!”
Yipeee! In my mind, I jumped up and down while clapping my hands.
“I am sure Carl and I can multitask!” Charlie said, as he took the book from me.
“Would you mind if I take a picture of both of ya together? I’ll just Photoshop myself in later…”
Serisouly, dude. Enough with the stupid joke already…
“Sure. I don’t think Carl and I have ever had our pictures taken together before!”
“Cool! I hope this does not mean [insert failed attempt at coming up with some apocalyptic phenomenon to show how witty I was in front of friggin’ Carl Kesell and Charlie Pierce. Smooth. Very smooth].”
Carl & Charlie. Together. Squee!
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7. I lurv Charlie Pierce. Even more so after I read the introduction to his book, Idiot America: How Stupidity Became a Virtue in the Land of the Free.
Actually he had me at the title of his book. But oh wow, the blurb for this book made me cry out YES YES YES!
The Culture Wars Are Over and the Idiots Have Won.
A veteran journalist’s acidically funny, righteously angry lament about the glorification of ignorance in the United States.
With Idiot America, Pierce’s thunderous denunciation is also a secret call to action, as he hopes that somehow, being intelligent will stop being a stigma, and that pinheads will once again be pitied, not celebrated.
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Charlie walked over to the other end of the auditorium when he learned that he hasn’t signed Linda’s copy. With Linda there, I finally had the courage to ask to have my picture taken with my crush.
“Do you want me to send you the picture?”
“Sure!”
“Give me your address so I can send it to you! Ha ha.”
Oh, I am having a heart attack remembering this while I type. Ugh.
Charlie had his arms on both of us. Squee!
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8. Although the taping is live, the show when aired will have already been edited. It’s very interesting to watch them doing the retakes.
This clip shows Carl doing a retake of “GGGGOOOOAAAALLLLL” in honor of World Cup.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zaBx9R2Yk8
It is unfortunate that I failed to successfully record and save the first “GGGOOOOAAAAALLLL” Carl did. He must have gone on for longer than a minute (It felt like forever) and the audience was screaming and whooping and pumping our fists (Ok, maybe I was the only one that did the fist pumping since the audience was more refined than say at a rock concert…) His face turned red towards the end: I was so worried that he was going to pass out!
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9. Things I would not have learned about Peter Sagal if I were not there on Thursday:
- He was a snake charmer in Michael Jackson’s video Remember the Time. Unfortunately it was left out of the final cut.
- Peter DID shake hands with MJ. And, according to Peter, “shared a moment.”
- He was an extra in Drew Barrymore’s movie Doppelganger in 1993.
Here is the video clip (taken with my Blackberry so apology for poor quality) of Peter disclosing his stellar resume in the entertainment industry.
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10. Paula Poundstone was the funniest. And the most gracious. For starters, Paula said matter-of-factly, “Listen to three kids whine” when asked what she will be doing this summer.
I am having such a girl crush on her as I relive my “time with her.”
We had to wait to meet Paula Poundstone because she actually talked with every single person that asked for her autograph. When it was my turn, the excitement of the night has made me completely lose my mind. I could not stop laughing.
She wrote,
Lin, May things always strike you funny. Love.
For 24 hours I have been replaying our exchange frame by frame, tormenting myself, wondering whether she thought I LAUGHED too much. Now I saw the word, “LOVE”. I am just going to take it literally. Paul loves me. Period. Life can go on again.
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11. Linda wanted the book to be for her mother-in-law, so Paula wrote,
Linda kept on yelling out things about you during the show.
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12. Linda told Paula her name is “Lin-da”, so I said, “And I went without the Duh,” which took Paula by surprise. She paused, thought about it, and chuckled.
PAULA POUNDSTONE LAUGHED AT MY STUPID JOKE!
BOO-YAH!
Did I tell you I have developed a crush on Paula?
I LOVE Wait Wait and Paula Poundstone is a huge inspiration. Cute pics!
Thanks! Paula is my favorite!
SO glad you had a great time. Like you, I’m a HUGE fan of Wait Wait. The recording was so fun – I especially liked the retakes. Charlie was super funny. We also left with a plethora of souvenirs, including Peter’s book, The Book of Vice, which he signed. And of course, when I got to him, I had NOTHING clever or funny to say! I was so nervous I wanted to kick myself.
I can’t believe the auditorium is so close to me but it took us forever to finally go to a taping. I’m thrilled we did though. What an amazing experience!
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I used to work in that same building! Actually glad I did since it was kind of tricky to find the entrance! LOL
It isn’t a _thing_, per se. I mean, not a fetish-y thing, or a daddy-issues thing. It just seems to be a more-often-than-not truth.
*clears throat*
Yes, it was $50 here. Probably to help defray their travel costs, or something?
Sedaris — tickets to that were actually a Christmas gift from me to one of my good friends, which was cunning of me since it ended up being a gift to me, too — was totally worth the $50, though. So, so good. When he was here last year, I didn’t find out about it until the day after the show, and I was bitterly disappointed; I was so pleased to see him this time. And it was fantastic. One of the highlights was the fact that he had an ASL interpreter on stage with him, signing the whole thing, which was super entertaining during moments of weird profanity (like the story he read that involved the term “freaky mothafocka” at least a dozen times) and skillfully-timed pauses. You should try to see him next time he comes through Chicago, definitely.
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I have a new goal in my life, actually two: get to a Sedaris reading, and learn how to sign “freaky mothafocka”
Oh, I seriously considered going when they were taping here a few weeks ago. But, after thinking about it, $50 for something I can hear for free on the radio seemed kind of ridiculous. (I did shell out to see David Sedaris at the beginning of May, though — however, that’s different, since he doesn’t have a weekly radio show that would be more-or-less the same.)
But I hear you on the nerd crushes. I have _such_ a swoon-y thing for Peter and *ahem* Karl. And Paula is pretty great, too — I’ve never thought her act was funny at all, but _she_ is hilarious. Weird, how that works. (I have Peter’s book in one of my To Be Read piles of books, that seem to keep growing and growing every time I turn around. Probably because I apparently cannot stop buying more fucking books.)
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LOL. I always knew you have a thing for older men. 😉 I also have a pile: the one I really want to read, Book 2 of the Girl w Dragon Tattoo, I gave it to my husb for his trip as Father’s Day present: “Fine! Stop whining! Here. I’m nice so you can bring it w you and read it on the 12-hour flt.” LOL
Peter’s eyes are gorgeous I found. BUT $50?! It’s “only” $21 for CHI tapings. Oh and I tried to purchase Sedaris tkts the day AFTER they went on sale and I believe I heard a suppressed chuckle when I talked to the person @ NPR box office. Now I am jealous! Was it good?! I have such a crush on that guy.
Man, I love that show.
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I am so lucky to be surrounded by Wait Wait lovers! At least in my bloggy world…
I would have been such a dork at that show. The refined audience would have been horrified. Glad they were as cool in person as they sound on the radio.
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LOL! Yes, it’s nice to find out they are all very humble despite their brilliance.
You are so smoking hot sexy with those red heart shaped eyes, omj I am fanning myself right now.
Love the recount of the night. Also love that radio show and Idiot America! I just love that we have the same taste!!
Also, I want you to take every picture that is taken of us when we are together at BlogHer and do magical things to it!!! Squeeeeee!!!!!!
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I am srly looking forward to BlogHer (so I can meet you ladies and behave age-inappropriately and a genger-bender way), so much that just thinking about it makes my stomach hurt.
Man, I had really banked on some tea bagging next week. *sigh*
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oddly, i dont experience similar pleasure from listening to baby einstein.
or the toddler jibber jabber which is in fact music to the parts of my soul not linked to my brain.
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What a terrific time. I love the visual of “Yipeee! In my mind, I jumped up and down while clapping my hands.”
Envy
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🙂 I also envisioned ponytails bouncing on the back of my head even though when I was little, I sported the dorkiest bowlcut…
I like that show! Missed most of yesterday’s show. Wish I’d known–I’d have been glued to the radio.
When you send the picture to Charlie (he DID give you his address, didn’t he?!) you can tell him that you’ve probably sold a few books for him.
You’re a funny lady, Linnoduh.
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LOL. It takes one to know one! 😉
As soon as I find his address like a good stalker, I’ll let Charlie Pierce know. LOL
I am so jealous! I love listening to them.
They do do recording in different cities. Hopefully they’ll be near you some time.