What I learned from using a Neti pot: Waterboarding IS torture!

For the new diagnosis of my hacking cough, the good doctor not only put me on steroid and on codeine, he also recommended the use of Neti pot. Up till this day, I have never even heard of such a thing. He showed me a sample.
neti_pot

How adorable! It’s a mini teapot!

It was adorable until he demonstrated how to use it…

(I seriously was surprised by how many pictures of Neti Pot in action are online. People never ever disappoint.)


Neti Pot in Action Pictures, Images and Photos

Yew!

I will of course spare you the details since I am nice and classy like that.  The point of this post is to share with you the light bulb that went up when I was administering Neti Pot to myself:

I was scared when water went into my nose.  My first reaction was fight, and then flight.  And that was a very small amount of water.  And I did it to myself.  The sensation of water coming in was frightening even at that.  Imagine Waterboarding.

No.  I cannot imagine it, not even remotely.

I will admit to ANYTHING if it were done to me.  Just the mere thought of it.  ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING.

I would have been a lousy spy.  I’d better start carrying a piece of cyanide hidden inside my tooth.

p.s. IF you ever need to use Neti Pot, be warned, water will drip out of your nose without warning at any given moment, several hours after the use.  I have no idea where that water was, but it gushed out of my nose. More than once.  Imagine my surprise when I went to pick up the fundraiser goods from the PTA moms this afternoon…   Yeah.

The silver lining is, they’ll probably never ever ask me again to join the PTA.

14 thoughts on “What I learned from using a Neti pot: Waterboarding IS torture!

  1. Absence Alternatives Post author

    @passions and soapboxes
    LOL. Not even when Oprah highly recommended it? 😉 Thank you for stopping by. And sorry for grossing you out. (What was Jane thinking telling people to visit me??!! LOL) Still loving your blog!

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  2. Absence Alternatives Post author

    @ Jane
    Jane, thank you so much! I love yours very much. No, I think I love yours more! Yes, I am a very competitive person! LOL. Thank you! 🙂

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  3. Absence Alternatives Post author

    LOL my dear ladies, I am sorry for grossing you all out. 😉 (Ok, actually I am not THAT sorry… Oprah did profile this thing on one of her shows. The QUEEN herself can’t be wrong, eh?)

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  4. Hana R Solomon, MD

    nasal irrigation is ancient….and the neti is the ancient device used. many other devices are now available…including the convenient and comfortbale nasopure.
    guarranteed to feel good and be good for you, especially duirng flu season.

    Reply

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