What is your blog rated?

I have to say, and yes, the following reaction says a lot about my pretension, my secretly wanting to appear to be what I am not: edgy, devil may care, swashbuckling, avant garde, ground-breaking, cool, I WAS DISAPPOINTED MY BLOG WAS RATED

OnePlusYou Quizzes and Widgets


WTF? I am seriously crushed.

G?

I would think it at least warranted a PG-13.

Sadly Rated G

I can’t believe I have only said FUCK once. So after all this, I have been exposed as a Prude. Great. Just great… Great as in

G???!!!

p.s. You can also rate your own blog on this dating site. And come back and gloat if you are rated better than G. Yes, come back and GLOAT! So I can curse you and thus improve my rating.

p.p.s. In case it is broken, I tested the accuracy of the rating algorithms with The Bloggess’ website. Fuck. It is very accurate…

NC-17 No Shit

p.p.p.s. PSA: Do remember to clear the histories if you are married or in a serious, supposedly committed relationship, you know, so you don’t get into unnecessary fights with your significant other(s). (Am I awesome or what for reminding you this?!)

p.p.p.p.s. I want to ask you guys: this format of Endless Postscripts, you all used it at high school when passing notes back and forth with your girlfriends, right? Don’t let me down.

p.p.p.p.p.s. Turns out I am rated differently on different dating sites. Excuse me, but why are dating sites offering blog ratings?

This must be from a super conservative or Self-denial Anonymous dating site: the reason for my blog’s BETTER rating is cited as Fuck (x1), Death (x1).

Rated R

Credit: I need to give credit to My Wildlife’s Words. I found this phenom of Blog Rating badge-thingy through her “connections”.

21 thoughts on “What is your blog rated?

  1. Ry Sal - aka @bwdstudio

    great. this means that I’m definitely a PBS Kids station blog. dammit! Enjoying yours though – maybe you could guest on mine and fuck it all up.
    .-= Ry Sal – aka @bwdstudio´s last blog…A shoe for all seasons – right? =-.

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    1. Absence Alternatives Post author

      Hey, thanks for visiting! I enjoy yours too. Your interview of Brilliant Sulk is hilarious. You mean you want me to go to your blog and say naughty words there? Awesome! How much do I have to pay you?! LOL. 😉

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  2. Absence Alternatives Post author

    Velva, just use a lot of chicken “BREASTS” in your recipes from now on. (See Jane’s comment)

    Falling, (btw, folks, you should check out her blog! She is a “newbie” on the block and I enjoy her writing very very much! Like, I have been commenting on every single one of her posts and I am afraid I may appear to be a friggin’ stalker!) Awesome idea! Could I copy it?!

    Belle, thank you for visiting. And NO! If you start cussing more, the very protective Nel may hunt me down to beat me up! 😉

    Unknown Mami, thank you for sticking up for me. And yes I agree with you. Screw the stupid rating logics! @^%#$%#

    Nancy, PG is still better than G. Bragger!

    Jane, see above. And I am glad the wrinkled boobs fell outside of the radar otherwise you’d be like NC-17, and I would hate you which I really didn’t want to do.

    Amanda, I am committing the sin of envy right now. R for Rabbit stew. See this as a warning.

    Jen, PG-13 must be because of Monkey Feet. And seriously, you write about Baby Nathan, uh, you never mentioned POO or POOP? We demand a recount here!

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  3. Belle

    Hells yes!!! I’m an R! And I thought I was a prude! Although my blog is with my sister and I’d be willing to bet that her sailor’s mouth contributed to our ratings… I think I need to cuss more.

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  4. Falling

    Not only did I do the Endless Postscripts when passing notes in high school, I continued to use it on letters in college. However, I wrote “PS” with a little 2, like “PS squared,” because I was…yes, just that witty. Everyone loves a good math reference, right?
    .-= Falling´s last blog…The Law of Inertia =-.

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  5. A Vapid Blonde

    I got an R on the second once citing fuck (2x), pussy (2x), dildo (2x), vibrator (2x), poop (2x), shit (1x),

    The first one gave me a PG-13 because I said Vagine 3x and apparently somewhere I mentioned suicide…that doesn’t sound funny to me at all!
    .-= A Vapid Blonde´s last blog…Simple Joy Sunday, #4 =-.

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