Crazy week ahead… How to keep my Tamagotchi alive?

July 29, 2010

in mark my word: twitter will doom us all

2:59:29 PM: sayz: Crazy week ahead… How to keep my Tamagotchi alive?

3:00:14 PM: Let the live blogging begin!

3:02:08 PM: Here’s my schedule starting this Saturday: Camping till Mon. Tue 6 am flight out on biz trip. Back Thur evening. Friday 7 am flt 2 NYC. Nuts

3:12:16 PM: Thought I’d try out Twitter update. BECAUSE I naturally assume that y’all want to know what’s going on in my life. EVERY SECOND. #Egomaniac

3:14:19 PM: Camping trip will prove to be hilarious also as I hate the outdoors. There, I said it. It’s not even b/c I am hip. I am just lame and lazy.

3:24:59 PM: Did I break Twitter? Again?

3:25:49 PM: Hey @forthebirdsblog you are now in my blog post! “I am in a blog post. Look again. The liquid bread is now diamonds” #OldSpice

3:27:35 PM: Thank you @forthebirdsblog for being my confused guinea pig. ^_^

3:30:29 PM: Liquid bread is a good call, @forthebirdsblog. But “Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.” Vodka? STAT & keep it running

3:34:51 PM: Wax on. Wax off. Now off. This liveblogging session is now off. Thank you. Bye. See you. Hello? Hello? Are you still there? Anybody?

{ 18 comments… read them below or add one }

Absence Alternatives July 31, 2010 at 7:28 am

Since I am going camping with a bunch of, eh, tan-challenged folks, I thought this article will kind of explain why they love going camping, and why, because I am a supportive wife and good friend, am going as well…


Absence Alternatives July 31, 2010 at 7:29 am

Ok. That’s just bad grammar up there.


Technobabe July 30, 2010 at 5:08 pm

Nope, not here.
Technobabe´s last blog post…Happy Surprise


Absence Alternatives July 31, 2010 at 7:26 am



Elly Lou July 30, 2010 at 1:53 pm

Um, is there room service at this alleged “camp?”
Elly Lou´s last blog post…Meet Herbert


Absence Alternatives July 31, 2010 at 7:26 am

This one time at Band Camp…


Justine July 30, 2010 at 8:36 am

Camping is for the birds. Literally. I am not a camper. And probably never will be. Too urban-prissy.

But look at you… camping mama! Good luck with that 😉
Justine´s last blog post…Water Nymph


Absence Alternatives July 31, 2010 at 7:26 am

Yeah, I am toughing it out. The thought of using the bathrooms just makes me wish I had a penis.


Miss B July 29, 2010 at 8:57 pm

The only way I could imagine a worse way to deliberately spend a weekend than camping is if you added an outdoor rock music festival and some kind of organized sporting event to the equation.

So, ummm…have fun?
Miss B´s last blog post…Washed Away


Absence Alternatives July 31, 2010 at 7:25 am

Thanks. Just add booze. Speaking of booze. I should go pack…


linlah July 29, 2010 at 8:41 pm

I read egomaianc as egonomics which sits well in my head for the Twitter group.
linlah´s last blog post…how i’m lazy and you’re not


Absence Alternatives July 31, 2010 at 7:23 am

Thank you for visiting and commenting! I like Egonomics. And you are right: fit for the Twitter group. LOL.


Mary Lee July 29, 2010 at 7:49 pm

Wait… you’re REALLY camping? As in outdoors?

Get one of those little OFF mosquito fans. They work.

Incidentally, I just read about a 500-lb. alligator being found in a lagoon in Hilton Head–near a church. Just remember that’s in SOUTH Carolina!

Have fun! Can’t wait to hear about this.
Mary Lee´s last blog post…On the Verge of a Purge


Absence Alternatives July 31, 2010 at 7:22 am

OMG. The poor gator traveled so far to get away from the oil??!!


Brilliant Sulk July 29, 2010 at 3:34 pm

Camping before BlogHer?

Really? I would seriously re think all this outdoorsy stuff.

What about the mosquitos? The angry hungry bears, creepy axe wielding peeping toms who live in the woods, the vampires, the giant slugs, gun toting Republicans?

You MUST show up in New York because I’ll really need someone to hold my hair back while I vomit into those fancy Hilton champagne buckets.
Brilliant Sulk´s last blog post…Tinkle Tinkle


Absence Alternatives July 31, 2010 at 7:21 am

I know. I am crazy. Well, I do not go voluntarily just we are on the level… Of the list of things, I am worried the most about the GOPs… 😉

I will be there! I will hold your hair!! And I will clean up too if necessary! I have cleaned up a taxi cab for someone whom I just met! Hmmm. I never realized this, but I am a saint.


Unknown Mami July 29, 2010 at 3:21 pm

Enjoy the camping.


Absence Alternatives July 31, 2010 at 7:15 am

Thanks! Will try!


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