Mom: How do you like blogs?
Child: I hate them.
Mom: Why?
Child: It is very annoying to me because my mom is being spoiled and wasting time instead of doing something useful like reading a book.
Mom: Why do you think it’s a waste of time?
Child: Because it is like a computer or Facebook and it is wasting time, not like doing something relaxing like eating lunch or doing work.
Mom: Do you think doing my work is relaxing to me?
Child: No. Because doing your work is something you have to do.
Mom: Do you not like my blogging because you feel I am not spending time with you?
Child: Yes. No. Maybe so.
Mom: What if I say this is my hobby and I really enjoy doing it?
Child: Life’s not fair. Deal with it.
Mom: That’s all?
Child: That’s all. I wanted it to end in a funny way.
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"Oh My Blog!" is the new OMG!
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This post is brought to you by Just Humor Me who shared her new OMB! Award with me. Thank you, Diane! There are rules associated with this award:
A. doing a video blog (vlogging)
B. writing a blog post while in a state of intoxication (drogging) or
C. blogging about your most embarrassing moment (embarraslogging)
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Originally I had this evil scheme of making begging Mr. Monk, my 7-year-old, to vlog for me since he’s been having a lot of fun with Flip video. I made the mistake of forgetting to use bribes not easing him into this idea, instead I ASKED HIM NICELY.
“No.” He said without even giving it another thought. “Here’s your pencil and paper. Go!”
“What?”
“Well, you want to interview me right? Ask me questions. I answer. You write them down. Don’t you know anything about interviewing people, MOM?!”
What did he mean? Writing stuff down longhand? I haven’t done that since, well, grad school!
“How about this? How about if I write your answers down on my blog?”
“What?” He sounded rather indignant, sensing entrapment. “You want to write about me on your blog. Again?”
At the end, the exhibitionist in him won the battle. In fact, I made the mistake of pushing forward with my REAL question:
“Do you not like my blogging because you feel I am not spending time with you?”
After he gave me the deliberately ambiguous answer which spelled out, to me, the real reason behind his discomfort with my new obsession “hobby”, he was rather upset.
“You ruined everything! I want ‘Life is not fair. Deal with it.’ to be my last line! Because I really want it to end in a funny way!!!”
So I manipulated the interview script to give him what he wanted.
“Good. Now can you print it out for me?” He couldn’t wait to show it off to his brother. “Look! These are my words!”
Later when we were getting ready for bed, he penned a poem calling his brother a Computer Geek and a Facebook Freak. Nice I know. But hey, we encourage artistic creativity in this household!
“Mom. I know what I want to be when I grow up. I want to be a writer!”
So… Who is a future blogger in the making?!…
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It is extremely hard to decide whom to pass on this award to since all of you are wonderful bloggers. This may be a tall order: Anybody up to give VLOGGING a try?
Vagina-blogging? I guess we have all (except the handful of male readers I have… I am a sexist now too, I guess…) been VLOGGING all this time.
Video Blogging. Anybody up for it?
Bueller? Bueller?
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEXfASbPbDM