I have not been able to focus and write anything since December 30 because on our flight back home, my husband asked me WHEN and WHY I became so politically aware and belligerent, bordering on snobbish. I was caught off guard and tongue-tied. Lots of soul searching on my part since then and panicking.
I became pretty despondent about our future because if I cannot talk about politics and religion even with my spouse…
I EVEN pondered the possibility of me learning to like watching sports and us becoming a family that watches football on the weekend, for about 5 seconds. *shudder*
Once again, this goes to prove why and how blogging is only good for my sanity and marriage.
UNTIL on the morning of January 1st, as I was brushing my teeth, husband sauntered in with a big smile on his face while holding the mini book light I got in my Christmas stocking.
“I saw this lying around on your night stand and I was horrified at first. ‘I can’t believe she just left this thing lying around where the kids can see!'” He chuckled.
I burst out laughing as the mental image of a side-by-side comparison popped up like a light bulb.
“You should take a picture of THIS and blog about it.”
So I did.
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Thou doth protest too much...
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NOT a book light
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We-Vibe. A sexy, fun couple’s toy from the generous Sandy, aka Ms. June/Lady Godiva, over at Toy With Me. And yes, you’ll probably need to read the review to figure out how this thing is supposed to be positioned… Harrumph.
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"Dont cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?"
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Okay, can we discuss this toy for a moment? Because I’ve certainly seen it before — and I totally understand how it is supposed to work. But…ummm…do most women just have a lot more, ummm, _capacity_, than I do? Or are most women’s male sex partners…really really…small-ish? Because — and this isn’t a question of inadequate arousal or lubrication or whatever else (and yes, I realize that, were it to come down to it, I am biologically designed to be able to theoretically squeeze a tiny human out of my fun parts, and I know there are people who can accomodate an entire hand going in**) — but I don’t think I could fit both things in there at once. I mean, just the one actually-attached-to-the-person-I’m-fucking part can sometimes be a close thing. Like, more than two fingers is not necessary, when that’s the game one is playing. So…anyone care to explain? Is this something that most women would find either comfortable, pleasurable, or even _possible_?
**over-sharing side-note: I have provided the hand, in one very memorable instance, and it was beyond neat. I mean, wow. Sexy fun time. But the thought of having anyone do that to me? It makes me wince just considering it.
Miss B recently posted…Quenched
We were totally unimpressed with the We-vibe. On the other hand, book lights have never failed to deliver. You do the math.
Debra She Who Seeks recently posted…Slow Day
Rocco swears the wevibe should have some sort of “skill level required” rating on it.
Elly Lou recently posted…In Review
That was probably WAY too much information. Never mind.
Elly Lou recently posted…In Review
NEVER. NEVER TMI. I’m a stalker of yours. Never TMI let me reassure you my precious.
Ok, you need to develop a discreet case, like a tampon caes, to hide the we-vibe.
Or just use your book light if you can’t find the we-vibe, I guess? 🙂
gigi recently posted…Waiting Is The Hardest Part
LOL. You know, you’re on to something here. They need to really think about combining the two and make it an all-in-one product. Convenient for so many reasons!
Justine recently posted…Holiday Highlights
Oh you.
LOL! I would hate to get those two confused!
Andrea recently posted…The Game
THAT is hilarious! Although, I’m a little confused…….if not on the bedside table, where are you supposed to keep your We-Vibe? I. Need. Answers.
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