Here it is 3 am and I’m learning new things! I’ve only ever tasted ONE of these hot sauces but now what I hear Patty and Vapid talking about blistering bitches on a beach that rip the flesh off of unsuspecting consumers I’m heading out to find this new and exotic product. dufmanno recently posted…Cockroach
I am loving this! You have a trained eye to say to yourself, “I need a photo of the variety hot sauces for my children to select from”….Too cool. Velva recently posted…Mango Margarita
My favorite – and a must ingredient for our wonderful Bloody Marys – is Scorned Woman hot sauce. Haven’t been able to find it lately, though. I may have to substitute with Hot Bitch at the Beach. Diane Laney Fitzpatrick recently posted…Pop-Tarts Hit the Big Time
I do!! I like them, Sam-I-am!
And I would eat them in a boat!
And I would eat them with a goat…
And I will eat them in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
They are so good so good you see!
So I will eat them in a box.
And I will eat them with a fox.
And I will eat them in a house.
And I will eat them with a mouse.
And I will eat them here and there.
Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE!
Now Hot Bitch at the Beach is a genius name. Currently, in our refrigerator, we have After Death Sauce and The Hottest Fuckin’ Sauce. Gotta love it. TheKitchenWitch recently posted…Intentional Happiness- NYC Edition
I used to have Ass in the Tub in my house. Uhm, the sauce that is. But I have to say, the Hot Buns you have here is my new fave. Mmm mmm mmm… Justine recently posted…“It’s a nice night for a walk”
Totally loving the bottle of Hot Bitch at the Beach. I think I ought to get my husband some of that. I’ve got the bitch part down but it’s not quite as cute in the kitchen as it is on the beach–and there will be no more string bikinis on this body…ever! Sad, so sad, but true.
These are hilarious! Clearly, I’ve lived a sheltered hot sauce kind of life!
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Yes m’lady. Wait. Aren’t you in the South??!! I thought that’s why you drink so much sweet tea? 😉
That should be now *that* I hear NOT now *what* I hear.
Grammar, help me out here it’s late.
dufmanno recently posted…Cockroach
Here it is 3 am and I’m learning new things! I’ve only ever tasted ONE of these hot sauces but now what I hear Patty and Vapid talking about blistering bitches on a beach that rip the flesh off of unsuspecting consumers I’m heading out to find this new and exotic product.
dufmanno recently posted…Cockroach
I bet if you put any of these on the roaches they’d sizzle and die!
Classy sauces!
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I am loving this! You have a trained eye to say to yourself, “I need a photo of the variety hot sauces for my children to select from”….Too cool.
Velva recently posted…Mango Margarita
They picked the sauces! They even insisted that I show the picture of the lady wearing a hat on the beach…
I am Mom of the Year. I know.
hahaha!
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Hot, but not in a paris hilton way.
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That is a compliment right? 😉
good grief.. Im sweating and getting the heartburn just looking at that stuff!
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Imagine that crazy Starbucks lady sees these??!! An assault on the English language she’ll probably scream!
where’s sun-burned bitch at the beach? that shit will rip your skin off.
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I’m right here!
LOL. You two crack me up.
Good hot sauce is worth its weight in gold.
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Tru dat!
My favorite – and a must ingredient for our wonderful Bloody Marys – is Scorned Woman hot sauce. Haven’t been able to find it lately, though. I may have to substitute with Hot Bitch at the Beach.
Diane Laney Fitzpatrick recently posted…Pop-Tarts Hit the Big Time
I checked the Interweb & Amazon sells them! Shipping though is more than the sauce itself… Ugh.
HAAA! I’ll take all of ’em! Hot buns on the beach….on the couch…anywhere!
I do!! I like them, Sam-I-am!
And I would eat them in a boat!
And I would eat them with a goat…
And I will eat them in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
They are so good so good you see!
So I will eat them in a box.
And I will eat them with a fox.
And I will eat them in a house.
And I will eat them with a mouse.
And I will eat them here and there.
Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE!
At least the named one according to the after-effects….Ass in the Tub aka a Sitz Bath:)
Can you imagine that PLUS sand in the crack? Yikes! LOL
Now Hot Bitch at the Beach is a genius name. Currently, in our refrigerator, we have After Death Sauce and The Hottest Fuckin’ Sauce. Gotta love it.
TheKitchenWitch recently posted…Intentional Happiness- NYC Edition
Hold on. You have a sauce bottle with the word Fuckin on it? I LOVE you!
I used to have Ass in the Tub in my house. Uhm, the sauce that is. But I have to say, the Hot Buns you have here is my new fave. Mmm mmm mmm…
Justine recently posted…“It’s a nice night for a walk”
This is from Heaven on Seven. There are a lot more sauces. My kids picked these ones to be showcased. Yeah. I know…
Wonder if the ass-kickin’ sauces are that much hotter than ol’ Texas Pete?
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I don’t know. Come to Chicago and we will do a Taste test! Bring Pete. 😉
Totally loving the bottle of Hot Bitch at the Beach. I think I ought to get my husband some of that. I’ve got the bitch part down but it’s not quite as cute in the kitchen as it is on the beach–and there will be no more string bikinis on this body…ever! Sad, so sad, but true.
Same here. Same here! I may have to challenge you to a duel of “Anything your inner bitch can do, I can outbitch you”. 🙂
Haha! I’ll take some “Hot Buns at the Beach” please! Ok, but not in a thong — ew.
You’d prefer if no thong were involved? Lady, you hardcore! 😉
Thongs just look weird — too distracting. 🙂
You could however use them as floss.